Destroy Dick December

On the first day of December you nut once, on the second you nut twice, in the third you you nut three times... On the thirty first you nut thirty one times

Its the 13th of December and it's still destroy dick December and I've nutted 10 times I only have three more times to go

by Dicky Dan November 15, 2017

Dick blanket

When a dude has a long nappy un-tamed overgrown beard for keeping dicks warm.

That dude is so gay he grew a dick blanket.

by Honey badger January 14, 2013

alaskan dick mask

When a man proceeds to ejaculate on a womens facial region while on a chairlift going up a mountain, she carries on by snowboarding/skiing down the mountain creating a frozen seamen based mask

"ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK?"

"THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES"

DRAYMOUND: "WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ALASKAN DICK MASK"......... JAMAQUIS:"DO YOU WANT TO GO SKIING??"

by BURRBURRSHWASTED August 5, 2011

Tryin To Get My Dick Wet

Statement; used to show a guys intention of having sexual intercourse with a female in the near future.

"yo im just tryin to get my dick wet"
-alex hughes

by bishop j $ilk July 3, 2006

get off my dick

a derogatory way of asking someone to stop hounding you or continuously minding your business uninvited.

Get off my dick nigga, you don't know me.

by Nizwiz July 7, 2008

King Tut dick

1) A penis that favors only the greatest tuna.

2) A penis that is incapable of penetrating a just so-so pussy.

Marty: Hey do you think Hugo is going to have sex with that new girl in school? I mean, she's not great, but she's bangable.

Wally: Naw man, you know he's has a King Tut dick.

by Timmythetooth69 February 22, 2010

Chronic Dick

When your penis is unable to get an erection due to too many consumption of cannabis.

Mary Jane: Lets fuck!
David: OK
Mary Jane: What's wrong?
David: I think i got the chronic dick. I can't seem to get a boner.

by Medicine-man March 16, 2009