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verbal diarrhea

The frequent and excessive auditable discharge of the mouth producing abnormally thin and diluted substance.

Usually the symptom of ignorance or lack of relevant input.
by ecarlcrap October 28, 2009
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diarrhea residue

The leftover fecal matter that floats around after your first flush of the toilet.
ex. I had some diarrhea residue floating around after the first flush, I had to flush twice
by Marc D June 4, 2006
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Diarrhea-tard

Noun. A condition where one has diarrhea so often in a short period of time in which they become handicapped and unable to move due to the abuse put on the body having had such powerful toxic elimination in such a violent manner. (sometimes shortened to "Rhea-tard")
Oh my god, last night I drank so much that I woke up this morning having to crap every 10 minutes. My body is in such shock that I am now a Diarrhea-tard!
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diarrhea of the mouth

when one needs to take a shit but it comes out from the wrong end.
I got mouth-diarrhea all over my pants
by bastardized bottomburp March 22, 2003
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diarrhea of the fingers

Quickly typing long and excessive statements when others usually abbreviate - usually over an instant or text message.
"I laughed at Stan's diarrhea of the fingers as he typed two paragraphs to me over AIM."
by pixieJen February 24, 2007
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explosive diarrhea

A severe, temporarily debilitating bowel condition which can have dire consequences for any and all parties involved.
E.D. is usually caused by the consumption of excessively spicy or rich foods and, often, alcohol. Symptoms include:

1. Unexpected and odd-sounding bowel movements
2. The feeling of immediate urgency to find a toilet
3. The passing of large amounts of liquid faeces, usually accompanied by large amounts of gas.

E.D. is often a worrying experience. On release of the pent-up gas, the contents of the rectum are projected with speed out of the anus and into the toilet pan. The force of this release is often remarkable, and large amounts of liquid faeces can be sprayed over a surprising area of porcelain.

Needless to say, E.D. is not a condition which is convenient to develop when you are A) camping, or B) in someone else's restaurant, or C) in a public lavatory.

There is no known remedy for the symptoms of E.D., except to avoid eating spicy food in the first place.
1. Last night's curry gave me the worst explosive diarrhea... The toilet was a right mess.

2. I had E.D. in a public toilet once... the janitor called the bomb squad
by Urban Dictionary June 20, 2006
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Mental Diarrhea

Randomly spitting out too much information that's either relevant or irrelevant to the conversation
Person 1: "Do you know how antibiotics screw with your stomach because our normal gut flora lines our GI tract which protects us from other pathogens. So what the antibioitcs are doing is killing good bacteria in your stomach allowing bad bacteria to colonize. That is why most ppl who have been on antibiotics for too long get explosive diarrhea or clostridium difficile."

Person 2: Mental Diarrhea...
by PeaceOut123 October 24, 2011
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