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derp dick 

A confused erection for odd reasons.
I was sitting on the couch and a friskies commercial came on and I got derp dick.
derp dick by AndySeentDat October 14, 2016
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derp man elite 

A male that has sex with a female and to get her pregnant and proceeds to never see her again.
derp man elite was never seen by her again.
derp man elite by notkejejnsn September 5, 2017

Derp Boner 

We you Accomplish something so stupid, you get hard.
Rednecks get a derp boner when someone says “here, hold my beer!”
Derp Boner by Ink Freak December 30, 2017

derp head 

when someone is being stupid on purpose, and not caring.
Geez Adam, why are you being such a derp head?
derp head by when I'm bored.. September 26, 2019

derp dolphin 

Bruh moment :)
I have got to derp dolphin into the world of bruh moments
When you take a shit and the outcome looks like Eli Manning.
Dan ate a bunch of Indian food and had a record setting Derp Drop. It was a spitting image of Eli Manning.
Derp Drop by BreakBeatDrums February 18, 2021