cyberclutz

A person who tries to use the Internet for accessing desired information, idle enjoyment or discovering new and different facets of the world but is unable to manage this feat because of either an inability to use a computer, simple stupidity or a given combination of these two qualities.

We all know at least one cyberclutz.

by ninthfiddle April 4, 2009

cyber-embarrassed

1) Having an older family member - typically a parent - mortify, humiliate or make one uncomfortable through an online social media outlet that they have no business being on in the first place.

cyber-embarrassing

2) Spreading private information to a wider audience through Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, etc.

My dad cyber-embarrassed me when he commented on my Facebook status and told all of my friends about that time when I was seven . . .

I can't believe my mom tweeted about the crush I had on in middle school. That was so cyber-embarrassing.

Sally was cyber-embarrassed when her bff posted a pic of her bra-shopping.

by eggonface2 August 15, 2009

cyberprop

the use of the internet to disseminate disinformation and propaganda through the use of viral emails and blog posts with fictional attributions.

Viral emails that have alleged that President Obama was sworn in on a Koran, is a secret Muslim, was born in Kenya and won't recite the Pledge of Allegiance are examples of cyberprop.

by Braised Cod September 24, 2009

Cyber Pong

playing beer pong with long distance friends with the use of webcams and/or ichat

"I got another DUI, so I can't come over tonight." "Doesn't matter : CYBER PONG"

by MikkkeeeyyyCCCCCC February 5, 2010

cybersomnia

The act of staying up till all hours of the morning diddling around on the computer and waking up at some unreasonable hour with your keyboard stuck to your forehead.

Karen: Dan, what's up with your neck today?
Dan: I was up all night on the computer doing research. Have they found a cure for cybersomnia yet?
Karen: You're an asshole!

by amisstree October 13, 2009

cyber-tickle

tickling a person through some form of communication technology, not through physical contact.

I recieved a message saying tickle,tickle, tickle. I thought to myself, I just got cyber-tickled.

by Carl with a C October 6, 2009

cyberglomp

1. When you, out of boredom, hear the sign-in sound and immediately drop everything (if anything) you're doing to send whoever it was a message* only moments after.

You are the cyberglomper

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2. When you come home, sign in to your favorite IM program, and are IMMEDIATELY attacked by a chat window*.

You are the cyberglompee.

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*Said chat windows usually contain an expression of joy that was typed in caps and possibly also an emoticon.

Example #1:

Friend(?): *signs in*
You: *cyberglomps* ZOMG HAI!!! xD

Example #2:

You: *signs in*
Friend(?): *cyberglomps* YAAAAAAY!!!!! ^_^

by MintyFreshness January 7, 2010