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cunt slicer

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One who cuts female genitals in half. Generally done before, during, or after intercourse as a form of birth control. It is also done in order to relieve whoremoans when the bitch gets too horny.
Now I've got this huge bloody mess to clean up because of this dirty cunt slicer. Fuck!
by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018
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Cunt SOPs (Standard Operating Procedures)
People are desensitized to an individual's standard scum behaviour. Its so common that others are used to it and less likely to feel shock or distress at scenes of cruelty or suffering by overexposure to such treatment or behavior.
"Hey Charles is being a cockhead. Am i the only one to notice this?"

"That's just Cunt SOPs."
by Big-Bad-B July 31, 2018
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Cunt Smasher

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A heavily armed interpretive sex dancer, with a poorly hidden agenda, but not nipples. Essentially a medieval love porcupine. See instructions below to have mind blown, and ladies, prepare for a virtual "cunt smashing"; eye protection advised.

Type "Cunt Smasher" into googly video search. Enjoy
After the show, "Cunt Smasher" was kind enough to smash my cunt beyond all but dental recognition. I'm still picking up the peices, and I needed multiple blood transfusions; but my lord was it worth it.
by Imperial Meatballs July 31, 2018
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When one woman sticks her pussy in the folds in another pussy.
Becky: "Me and Alice did the Cunt Sandwich last night!"
by Ahurah_D September 9, 2018
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when Google censors "cunt" in speak-to-text
Harold asked Google to send a text to Jerome "don't be a cunt, man!"; in its translation Google censored the C word as "C***". "I will not be cunt-silenced!" Harold screamed at his phone
by Uncle Joosie March 1, 2020
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Man: "You ready to get it on?"
Woman: "Heck yeah! Just don't cunt shunt me, alright?"
by R4BB1T May 16, 2020
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cunt specialist

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A person who concentrates and is highly skilled in dealing with total cunts.
Susan: I’m tired of dealing with Alice’s bullshit, we should hire a cunt specialist to deal with people like her.
by 007dragon August 23, 2023
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