cumbeer

It's like Stiffler in that American Pie movie.

Ewww! You nutted in my beer! It's cumbeer.

by facelickcumbeer July 7, 2009

Clumberfluxed

When you're so astonished at something, anything at all, its the only word you can use!

"I am completely clumberfluxed by what i just saw!"
"He was in a state of cumberflux!"

by BigGuy31641 November 16, 2009

cumderstorm

When a guy pisses himself with cum

Why did you change pants?
I had a cumderstorm.

by That's Rude November 20, 2015

Camberlee

Sweetest, kindest, most generous person you'll ever meet. Best big sister ever!

Have you met Camberlee? She's amazing!!!

by Mylife2 November 5, 2016

cumjerky

Cum jerky is dried semen which a person can easily transport for later use. Example, in a restaurant it can be easily added to coffee or other hot beverages or mixed into soup. It can also be placed on your tongue or that of a loved one and savor the taste.

It is made by pouring semen while still wet, onto a flat non-porous surface and left to dry. When dry it is scrapped off and put into a small container with top for ease of travel.

I got a little bored with my coffee and added some cumjerky to add to the taste.

by dick_lover September 24, 2017

Cumderbuss

the act of ejaculating in a condom then using said condom like an air cannon.

jenny got hit by a savage Cumderbuss

by pan the goatpPjfhfdasgpan the February 13, 2019

Cumbro

When you try to voice search cum wiadro and it goes wrong

"Cum wiadro"

'Searching for cumbro'

"Fucksake I just wanted to search cum bucket in Polish"

by ImInScienceClass February 14, 2019