A bit of backstory.. In ancient times when dinosaurs flew into space, women got really fuckin' horny and would grow a secret relic known as 'a cuCUMber' back then they over pronounced the CUM part because that was the tailored devices purpose. Back when religion was big, pussies would stay as dry as the sahara desert and tight asf, so the cuCUMbers were small, but since slavery stopped sluts banged blacks and needed FUCKIN huge dildos and thats... how babies are made
Girl A: Fuck he's been out of town for weeks i need something to ease me
Billy mays: HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT THE cuCUMber! BUY IT SO YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
Girl A:YAY now i can get out the kitchen!
Billy mays: HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT THE cuCUMber! BUY IT SO YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
Girl A:YAY now i can get out the kitchen!
by KekCovfefeSwegDab August 26, 2017
Get the Cucumbermug. by Lordweeksofben February 5, 2021
Get the Cucumberedmug. by Yolais yurger May 8, 2021
Get the Cucumbermug. by somethingsomethinggayguy March 1, 2021
Get the cucumber loves memug. A cucumber is a vegetable that you can eat. You can eat the whole thing when you want.
Also it is the hot, beautiful, amazing, talented, lovely, pretty and breathtaking Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, the father of his children and the husband of his beautiful wife Sophie Cumberbatch.
He is an actor and his fans pretend to forget his Name because it’s so weird. And often he is Benedict Cumberbatch Cucumber.
Also it is the hot, beautiful, amazing, talented, lovely, pretty and breathtaking Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, the father of his children and the husband of his beautiful wife Sophie Cumberbatch.
He is an actor and his fans pretend to forget his Name because it’s so weird. And often he is Benedict Cumberbatch Cucumber.
Person: What’s the name of that actor you like again?
Cumberbitch/Cumbercookie: Bendradwil Cucumber Benedict Cumberbatch I think.
Cumberbitch/Cumbercookie: Bendradwil Cucumber Benedict Cumberbatch I think.
by Kfldksnvdjejfbvcv August 19, 2020
Get the Cucumbermug. A frozen cucumber usually occurs when an iced penis is surprisingly entered into a fuck socket. The refusal of sex that ensues results in a very cold version of blue balls.
by Todd Schneider July 17, 2018
Get the frozen cucumbermug. When you hang your friend by a green flagpole that’s in the Solomon Islands. Generally used when in an Empire State of mind.
Friend 1: “I can’t wait to perform a Khartoum Cucumber Swashing on my friend Barnabas!”
Friend 2: “swag”
Friend 2: “swag”
by Dicho mode June 16, 2022
Get the Khartoum Cucumber Swashingmug.