Crunching sticks

Playing a very intense game on the Nintendo 64. The term originated from the sound made by the joystick of a Nintendo 64 controller.

"That game of Super Smash Bros. was so intense! We were crunching sticks hard."

by Hippopotamus90 February 19, 2010

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Ass-Crunch

The name you would give to someone who clearly and directly ruins a moment for you and causes you to feel emotional pain as if you were being bitten or "crunched" in the buttocks or "ass"

You ass-crunch, I was going... to fuck her until you told me she had crabs; now I'll never get laid

by butteredtoastjam September 16, 2010

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booty crunch

The act of nibbling or slowly licking that of another persons annal glands.

"damn man last night i booty crunched Leslie's asshole so damn hard."

by SillyBishs July 14, 2014

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Crunch Bar

A girl that looks like the back of a crunch bar when she cakes makeup over her acne.

girl 1: this bitch be lookin like a crunch bar

girl 2: ew I know right

acne

by Babycakes066 December 6, 2015

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Malachi Crunch

Whe a mans head gets in between 2 vaginas and they smash against his head til they both cum

Justin got Malachi Crunched by Melissa and Naomi.

by Justin Urmouth December 28, 2018

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Perhaps the greatest creation mankind has ever achieved, alongside sliced bread. A fruity cereal with a absolute savage, badass captain on the cover of the box. Consumers usually eat Captain Crunch with milk, although more die-hard fans will tend to eat right out of the box. Legend has it that if you eat a whole box of Captain Crunch alone in a dark room, the Captain himself will visit you in your dreams that night.

"I'm starting my morning off with some sweet-ass Captain Crunch, to maximize the awesome in my day"

by I ran out of good name ideas December 17, 2014

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