When you go to a movie and have popcorn, chocolate, twizzlers, a coke or any kind of junk food in excess. Then at the end of the movie, the credits roll, and all the grease and sugar from everything you have eating comes pounding down on you and makes you feel like puking.
Guy 1: Dude! Heard you saw Public Enemies last night and threw up after the movie!
Guy 2: Yeah. I had a large popcorn, coke, and some hersheys kisses. The credits crunch hit me bad.
Guy 2: Yeah. I had a large popcorn, coke, and some hersheys kisses. The credits crunch hit me bad.
by god July 05, 2009
by SillyBishs July 14, 2014
The name you would give to someone who clearly and directly ruins a moment for you and causes you to feel emotional pain as if you were being bitten or "crunched" in the buttocks or "ass"
by butteredtoastjam September 16, 2010
by Babycakes066 October 15, 2015
by Justin Urmouth December 28, 2018
Perhaps the greatest creation mankind has ever achieved, alongside sliced bread. A fruity cereal with a absolute savage, badass captain on the cover of the box. Consumers usually eat Captain Crunch with milk, although more die-hard fans will tend to eat right out of the box. Legend has it that if you eat a whole box of Captain Crunch alone in a dark room, the Captain himself will visit you in your dreams that night.
by I ran out of good name ideas December 17, 2014
A title to give someone who injured you accidentally or intentionally, causing broken bones or torn tissue.
Some one who destroys property.
Some one who destroys property.
We started off just trowing tomahawks into the dartboard for fun when captain crunch here decided to smash my new TV
by withinthecube December 27, 2012