Crumbly

An old person or elderly.

That crumbly smells like oatmeal, butterscotch and cat pee.

by eringibby January 10, 2010

crumpet

A yeast and flour based breakfast food, featuring lots of holes. Nice with butter.

Would you like another crumpet, Jeeves?

by suzylou October 25, 2003

Crumpetmuncher

A derogatory term for someone from Britian.
A spin off of the term carpetmuncher.

British: Ugh, Americans are so fat and obnoxious!
American: Shut up you fucking Crumpetmuncher!

by Lilli her Excellence July 19, 2011

crumb bum

Someone who is acting like a complete arse, affectionate insult

You crumb bum

by MH June 6, 2003

crumpetry

All varieties of crumpet-related edibles

The Queen partook in her usual tea time, but required a greater level of crumpetry than the average peasant.

by doorag willy November 4, 2006

Trout crumb

A moist and creamy but partially solid discharge that can be found lining a womans panties or just within her vulva. Often associated with a smelly pum.

Visually very similar to small pieces of feta cheese but slightly more creamy.

Trout crumb has a high probability of drying up and going crusty when outside of the vagina.

I pulled down Charlotte's panties and they were lined with dried up trout crumb. Clearly she had a yeast infection.

by pimpdoggydog1233 January 11, 2009

The Crumbly Biscuit Trick

When you crumble up a bunch of biscuits in someone's bed without them knowing. But it's their fault for not knowing, so you can't be blamed.

Oh Clare you fell for the The Crumbly Biscuit Trick

by Sweaty Asian September 29, 2017