Cripple

Having no good qualities and getting shit you don't deserve for free.

Somebody taught the cripple to use it's words and now it thinks it's people.

by Hym Iam October 11, 2020

Triple cripple

A person with only one arm and no legs.

Person 1: Hey did you see James?
Person 2: The triple cripple?
Person 1: Yeah him.

by Lexa.c February 26, 2022

Cripple

Cripple, means: some one how is named Shannon and is a stupid stinky cripple

Stupid stinky cripple

by Doglinction June 8, 2019

Cripple Crush

The act of a big bitch riding a guy who's legs have been paralyzed.

Wheelchair guy: Hey Peter, Jenny's big ass gave me a cripple crush last night

by StevenJobs420 October 27, 2023

crippled granny crustacean

When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body

Dude, Margaret made me ejaculate so hard that she is now a crippled granny crustacean

by TitsMcNips August 17, 2022

Keyboard cripple

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.

I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class

by Urbnerd May 21, 2019

wheel out the cripple

the telling of sad, negative or heartbreaking life experiences to make others feel sorry for you

Jesus Tash, don't start talking that shit or mother is going to come in here and wheel out the cripple.

by Macktown January 14, 2019