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cripple liquor 

That good stuff you drink when recovering from that awful surgery where have polio crutches and can’t wear normal underpants.

It’s divine to dull the constant ache and ease you into sweet slumber.
Dude...poor Sarah-Jane had that awful hip surgery last week but I took her some CRIPPLE LIQUOR...a sweet bottle of Casamigos to aid her recovery!”
cripple liquor by Bucknasteee November 4, 2020
Someone who is wheelchair bound or can't walk properly
Did you see that old cripple down the road?
Cripple by Crippily Crepe January 22, 2021

cripple-kill 

When you kill three disabled people.
Did you hear about that school shooting.

I herd Sam Adam and idrees died.
Well that’s a cripple-kill
cripple-kill by Charleroi trout January 29, 2021

Cripplejock

A skinny hipster sellout from Aberdeen way who exclusively owns old Japanese shitboxes with either rusted out floors, front ends or parts that simply don’t fit. Rumour has it he was critically injured by a rusty engine crane.
That car is a right shed. Looks like a Cripplejock special
Cripplejock by Cripplejock February 10, 2021

Cripplejock

A skinny hipster sellout from Aberdeen way who exclusively owns old Japanese shitboxes with either rusted out floors, front ends or parts that simply don’t fit. Rumour has it he was critically injured by a rusty engine crane.
That car is a right shed. Looks like a Cripplejock special
Cripplejock by Cripplejock February 10, 2021
what a cripple
cripple by anonymous February 19, 2021