Covfefe

It’s something stupid that Donald Trump made up when deciding if he heard Yanny or Laurel 🙄

Reporter: Hey Donald! Do you hear Laurel or Yanny?

Trump: I hear Covfefe

Reporter: ..

by NeverSayItIsNotTrue August 3, 2018

Covfefe

Covfefe, a Russian word which literally translates as 'Piss on my face'

That prostitute covfefe'd me goodly last night

by Faustus_101 May 31, 2017

covfefe

coffee in french

A nice cup of covfefe

by eatdatpussy90001 June 3, 2017

Covfefe

Specifically a Russian code word. Meaning. "Fuck they are on to me, but I still got a chance, HELP, cause another distraction" From Trump's "Despite the constant negative press, covfefe." And his press secretary's ominous "There are a few special friends who know what it means"

You are telling a hot girl that you love Justin Bieber too and are also vegan. When you spot your ex at the bar walking toward you angrily. You would say loudly "Wow this beer is covfefe". Secretly calling on your wingmen to intercept or distract your ex.

by RealCleverWithBigBigWords June 6, 2017

Covfefe

When you're such an imbecile that you can't even finish your own insult.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by gumcuzzler May 30, 2017

covfefe

A caffeinated beverage gulped down while tweeting, with HIGH ENERGY, about how much the world hates you and everyone's out to get you.

Mike was hitting that covfefe pretty hard last night; you see his TL? All self-pity.

by Rad Science May 30, 2017

Covfefe

This is a saying made by the worst president in United States history, President Donald Trump in a tweet that says "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

Trump: I need some covfefe
Everybody else: What is that?
Trump: I don't even know, lol.

by Packers2003 May 30, 2017