3 definition by gumcuzzler

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The act of just really fuckin cumming hard. Like you're just totally out of pre-cum, it's just straight cum. It's just the sludge.
"When Ewan finally fucked Jake, he came so hard he BATTERED."
by gumcuzzler May 15, 2017

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A smol sad man on the path to alcoholism and eventual death thru sadness. Good taste in music tho.
Euen's such a bro.
by gumcuzzler May 16, 2017

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When you're such an imbecile that you can't even finish your own insult.
Despite the constant negative press covfefe
by gumcuzzler May 30, 2017

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