conscience

conscience = inhibition, caution...
Prosceince = no inhibition, no caution

Proscience = Dont think, just drink, and use your dink or what ever the omnipitan one gave you...

HAHAHAAHaaaa

by Coookie Monster June 16, 2005

indianapolis colts

all offense + no defense = early exit from the playoffs

Manning and Harrison are awesome, but the Colt's defense sucks!

by Say What? March 23, 2004

cones

The amount of pot you put in the conepiece (thing you put the pot in to smoke it) when you smoke it.

I think this is a bowl in American slang.

After about 4 or 5 cones I just can't be fucked going outside.

by od April 22, 2003

consci

a word which describes someone that tries hard in class but they are not 'nerdy'.

some kid - man, that girl sure is consci. i wish i had the will power to try.
some other kid - dont we all...

by amy pettifer April 10, 2005

99 Cents

When a certain item is extremely cheaper then how that same item would regularly cost. A bargain, deal, etc.

Sam: This bong is 18 inches and it's only 13 bucks...

Korey: Get it dude. 99 cents!

Sam: That's what I thought!

by Raaaaaab March 11, 2013

Colts Neck

Rich, Boring White town with nothing to do, explains why alot of the kids around here are doing drugs, racing the sports car, usually a beemer, and then getting killed. Local Hangouts sadly include the local resturants (Huddies Inn, Orlands Pizzaria), and dunkin donuts. Note that most kids end up being wiggers, punks, guidos, druggies, or just straight out gay, while VERY few are (like me) normal or loners
In Short, the most boring place in new jersey, even worse than Holmdel... or is that worst?

Colts Neck Kid 1: *Obviously High* Yo Maaaaan... What's up
Colts Neck Kid 2: Shit Nigga, not much, yous dogg?
Colts Neck Kid 3: Yo, that party last night in jackson, fucking amazing, shoulda seen the pussy?
Colts Neck Kid 1: So guys... what do you wanna do...?
Colts Neck Kid 2: Shit, ain't nottin' much to dos, hows 'bout we take 'dat pimpmoblie and goes to Dunkin Donuts
Colts Neck Kid 3: Sounds Good, maybe there'd be some bitches there man
Colts Neck Kid 2: Dogg, yous know 'da bitches be crawlin' all ova at 'da malls
Colts Neck Kid 3: Shit... the fucks there to do around here?
Colts Neck Kid 1: ... No idea man... pass the blunt man
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Me: Kids, a word of advice, if your parents ever talk about moving to Colts Neck, be prepared to be bored out of your fucking mind

by Leo Leoheart January 11, 2009

Wouldent pay 10 cents to see a hotdog fart

The Cheapest Ass Person Alive !

Phil:

Hey is luke gonna get in on the office lottery ticket ?

Brad:

Naw he wouldent pay 10 cents to see a hotdog fart !

Phil:

What a Loser

by PhilSlim October 11, 2008