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Contextual Hotness

When a man or a woman appears hotter because of the context he/she is viewed in. When the context is remove the person may appear less attractive.

Examples include:
Cheerleaders
Firefighters
Stippers
Guy Number 1: Dude that girl's smokin'
Guy Number 2: Dude it's only contextual hotness, trust me i've seen her out of the uniform, shes ugly upclose.
by supernerdpp August 5, 2010
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Context-free Grammar

An unrelated comment to a status or post on social networking site.
If you are not part of the joke, please keep your context-free grammar to yourself.
by dashingguy May 3, 2011
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Contistution

A name for the Constitution when someone is drunk, or southern.
Bill look up in the capital building. There hangs the most important document in American History, The Contistution.
by For the Trump September 29, 2020
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content goblin

A person who will do anything to produce internet "content" for views & follows, to the degree of creating controversy out of otherwise boring situations.
All he does is go into town with a camera and call the cops because it gives his 20k youtube channel clickbait video titles, such a content goblin.

All she does is film random clouds and call them aliens, what a weasley little content goblin.
by eelbucket March 30, 2022
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Context

Something that is not provided by the vast majority of sentence examples on this website in relation to the words being defined
This definition has no context, neither does this sentence for the word 'context'.
by ImHungry48 April 14, 2022
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freshman congestion

when freshman in highschool gather in clusters in the hallways, which makes other people annoyed and/or late to class.
teacher: why were you late to class again?

student: there was a bunch of *freshman congestion*.

teacher:dont get held up again!
by marshallthelaw November 16, 2011
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branded content

Long, boring advertisements on YouTube that no-one in their right mind would ever watch
"I just watched that awesome new piece of Branded Content from Dave's Autos," said no one ever.
by whatlofi January 3, 2014
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