Content Junkie

An addict who perpetually consumes dull content in video games and movies. They climb aboard the hype train each year and are thrilled to receive the half-baked, steaming pile of dog shit products they were misled to buy. They develop amnesia so they can continue to cope with the copy and paste mechanics, repetitive side missions, and terrible storylines that have been re-hashed to them over and over again. A good story means nothing to them, all they want is mind-numbing special effects and action sequences. They do not consume because they want to, they consume because they need to.

The saying “wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle,” is a concept that is very alien to them.

Not to be confused with a normie because this individual is an addict.

“Dude, did you see the new Far Cry trailer? Holy shit it looks so good! This year is stacked! We’re gonna get Madden 22, COD Vanguard, Battlefield 2042, and a new Assassin’s Creed!"
"No, I'm not remotely interested in games made for content junkies."

by Giant Dousch February 12, 2022

Content Team

Ein Content Team findet man nur einmal. Im Südflügel sitzend finden sich ca. 20 weinverrückte Mittzwanziger*innen, die tagsüber das Backend mit Wein befüllen und nach Feierabend eventuell auch sich selbst. Das Word Team wird im Content Team groß geschrieben, gemeinsame Mittagessen, After-Work-Events, Funzelfahrten – hier wird es nie langweilig!

Content Team, bestes Team!

by winelover1234 February 21, 2022

reality content

User-generated "reality TV" that presents a situation as unscripted and authentic, usually where the videographer just "happens" to be recording and captures some spontaneous event.

"Wasn't that video I sent you crazy!?"
"It would be if it wasn't reality content. There's no way she got the camera out in time to film that."

by rwspeight February 5, 2026