i feel it coming

A phrase a man can say when he is about to cum

Kevin: Oh baby, I feel it coming

Tasha: Don’t pull out! Don’t pull out!

by PeW pEw 🔫 August 3, 2019

The Fog is Coming.

T ̙̖̝̰͔͉̱̝̲̼̤̈́ḩ̶̛̛̲͓͖͕͉͍̟̣̙̦̼̀̓̋͒̄̅̒ͅͅę̶̺̹͎̩̟̲͎̦̺̜̦̣̜͗́̓̀͒ ̴͎̲̭̺̲̙̒̽̋̽̑̆̓̕f ̫͍̯̥̞̽͐̈o̵͙̲̙͚̗͚͗g ̧͙͖̼̮̄̾́͒̀́̎̎̈́̍ ̵̛̤̪͓̲͑̈́̈́͂͂̍̚͝ͅi̴͎͚̪̫̤̼͊s ̨̨͈̺̝̘̲͇̱̻̣̒̄̀̑̊̿̔̏́́̽̔͗̌ ̧̤́̀̒͐̽̀̇̕͘͘͝c̴̼͔͑͆̐̽͂͐̽̅̕͠o̵̬̝͇̻͓̳̥͔̪̊̌ͅm̶̨̦̖̰͈̮̖̘͇̀͜͠ͅi ̨̡̥̙̘̲̝̭̙͎̗̩̋̀̈́̅̎̿̍̋͌͋n̶̛̙͓̺̦͚̜͎̹̥̮̖̝̐̒͛̃̑̃̋͒͂̏̕͠ǵ̴͈͎͎͕̦͈̭͎̙͙̤̗͔̪̃̿̈́̓͗̓͘. ̨̟͙̰͓̬̩͌͗͋͛͐̀̂̓͌̿̓̕ ̫͈̠̲̭̲͇̮̗̀͊̀̓͂͊̏̈́̔̾̄̒̎L̵̨̨̞̹͉͉̦̣̺̃̍̔̾̋͑̇̑̂͗̾̆͋̿ě̶̢͕̭̯̭͔͙͔̀̋̓͒̆͆͒̚̕͘t̶̨̖̫͕̭̬̩̣̱̥̅̊͊́͑̓̃̐͝ ̭̏̓̄̃͊̎̎̈̍̏͘i ̢̛̝̣̟̙̜̣͍̙̾̓̂͗́̀̌̑́t̶̞͓̳̱̣̫̰͙̹͐̈́̀̍̉͋̂͒̔͘͝͠ ̳̃͊c ͖͕̠̫͉͔̻͛̿̄̆̃̓̍̐ͅo ͚͍̣̗̼̻̝̪̼̺̱̭̝̻̮̾͌̍̃̊̓̇̍͠n ̳̠̠́̒̍̓̃̾s ̧̡̡͇̪͕̳͌̑̾͌͆̆̐͛͜͠u ͎̳͓͇̝̣̲̲̪̹̫̩̮͘m ̧̙̤̠̩̦͖̦̈͑͛́͒̓͛́̂̽̇͘͝ḙ̴̙͗̈́̓̉̑́̅̉̀ ̛͎͔̮͎͊̀̇̈́̓̍̊̃͑͊̋͠ỵ̶̢̡̼̥̤̽͌̅͐͝ó̴̢̦̥̼̲̞̼̹u̵̡͚̎̀. ̡̛̻̳̝̥̩̙̮̻̫̩̌̀̒̌͊͆̽͆̀̈̃͘ ̵̺̻̻̍̔͊Ý̵̨͙͈̰̯̠̭̲̲͚̗̰̗̤̙̔̀̂͑̄͒̆͊̚̕ǫ̶̛̛͙̯͚͉̘̲̰̪̗̗̼̬̺̅̈́͐̊̑̔̅͋̎̒̽̕ṵ̵̢͙͓̟͎̪̱̗͔͕͎̥̈̈́̊̚͜͝ͅ ̵̡̢̡̫̥̲̣͚͙̳͌̉̔͘͝ͅͅw̴̡̛̹̿͊̾̒̌̌̋͊̀͆͘i̴̧̟͍̯̪̼̙̟̞̙͛̆̾̇͌̈́͘͠͝ĺ̴̝̼̹̣̬̳̹̘l ̛̛̹̒̂̐͑͛͒ ̵̭̞͔͋͂̆̅̑b̴̧͇̭͙͒͒͑̃̎͒͋̂͗͑͒͠e̵̥̪͂̊̈́͂͘ ̴̛̛̬̦̝̑̆̏̽̆̆̈́̒̀̓̑̍͜͝a ̧̟̗̯͚̺̭̬̪̝̟̤͒͑̀̋̕͜͠͝͝t ̰̌͌̎͑̑̉̿́̕ ̴̡̡̖̞̲̭̘̺͚̮͍̂́̊̅̔̅́͊̿ͅp̵̧̧̨̜̖̥̠̣̺̖̣̒͐̆̍̈́͑̔͜è̶̬̳̯̗̬̬͔̜̭̪͇̮̼̳̎̈́̊͌̂͊̿̊ã̴̡̤̮͚̖̥̜̈́̑́̀̌̎̿̓̓̎͛̈́c ̼̀͐͋̇̐̿͘e ̧̢͚̹̱͔̱͍͙̂̀́̈̋̎̀̎̽͝͠.̶͖̃̍̃̐́̀̈́͑̃̓͊͊̋͌̕

Person 1: Hey dude!

"Person" 2: The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming.

Person 1: I really need to stop talking to you.

by [BIG SHOT] May 29, 2022

she'll be coming down the mountain

She'll be coming down the mountain when she comes, Yee-Haw!

Sorry, I'm in RuralDictionary mood

by Mister Ignorant April 1, 2004

Santa Claus is Coming To Town

The act of inserting a small holiday candy (eg. kid-sized candy cane) into the urethral opening and allowing a partner to suck it out.

What did you and Carol do for Christmas?
She gave me a Santa Claus is Coming To Town. The mint still stings.
Nice bro.

by AlnisPat March 4, 2016

trump is coming

When human death comes and you have to run as fast as you can because in trumps eyes unless you voted for him youre all mexican

"Woah trump is coming better hide now"
"Ok ill bring some tacos to scare him off"

by S.ara03 February 1, 2017

Second coming

When you burp up smoke after smoking

Rodney: *burps up smoke* “woah man, what just happened?”

Kurt: you just had a ~second coming~

by gillygoat December 13, 2019

The second coming of Jesus Christ

Someone that can turn their poop into wine.

Random guy: "I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ."

Eric Andre: " PROVE IT. TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE- TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE-"

by L. Ron Hoyabembe May 12, 2021