sex coma

The time immediately preceding sex when you lose awareness and control of your actions, allowing hormones to work their magic.

Asexual Friend: "You seriously didn't even notice that you fell off the bed?!"
Sexual Friend: "No, I was in sex coma. Everything just seems kind of blurry."

by coma addict August 22, 2007

campbell coma

Debilitating and humiliating condition brought on by over consumption of alcoholic beverages. A victim of the campbell coma is likely to lose all bodily functions and mental cognition, and may not regain them untill long into the next morning. Campbell coma sufferers are also often the victims of abuse at the hands of nere'do wells who see the campbell coma as an excuse for tomfoolery as well as a blank canvas for degrading body art and often as a photo opertunity not to be missed. Sadly, the condition has yet to be recognised by the medical community, with diagnosis often misconstrued and simplified by physicians; "aye, he's pissed".

See also scoatted

He fell into a campbell coma long before we even knew he had the key to the drinks cabinet.

I'd have to be in a campbell coma to sleep with that.

by Alasdair of Geekdom. July 2, 2005

coca coma

a lengthy cocaine binge

yeah man, it was 81', and Ozzy was in a coca coma...

by Hersh Burson October 7, 2003

soma coma

A term phrased for the act of eating soma muscle relaxers in large quantities,thus leading to the following effects:

*sudden feeling of head being very heavy
*inpaired speech and slurring of words
*all motor skills compromised
*feeling like you are in a temporary coma state where you are awake but not able to funtion
*waking up in a random place thinking WTF?!

"last night i was so messed up, i was popping somas like skittleS!!!!!"

"i'm in a soma coma, take me to the hospital!!"

by Caylie, Cammie and Alicia May 24, 2008

food coma

When a man/woman is unable to properly digest ones food due to the fact that their stomach cannot digest all the different flavors and particles leading to a feeling of elation followed by the collapse of their system which cause said person to crumple into a heap on the couch for a designated period of time(average 1-3hrs depending on the toxicity of the food) followed by the person to wake up the following morning and disappear into the nearest restroom/underbrush for prolonged periods of time

After Charlie ate that burrito in under four minutes, I knew I would have to wake up after him because of his food coma.

by veggieman24 January 1, 2012

Vaginal Coma

A woman, having been sufficiently "pounded," enters a Vaginal Coma when either:

A. Her pelvic bone breaks.

B. Her pelvic bone becomes misaligned - resulting in significant pain, and walking becomes difficult.

C. The vaginal area becomes severely bruised, resulting in significant pain, and walking becomes difficult.

In any of the above scenarios, the woman is deterred from any form of vaginal (and usually anal) intercourse, for a large amount of time.

Girl 1: What's the matter?! You can't walk straight!

Girl 2: We were really going at it last night, but then he gave me a Tennessee Vaghammer, and now I think my pelvic bone is broken!

Girl 1: Oh noes! Looks like you've got a Vaginal Coma!

by rawr...drew September 30, 2009

Weed coma

To smoke alot of weed and to sleep it off

Oh shit bro we just smoke a shit ton of weed and fell in to a weed coma

by Pummpipussoutta May 29, 2019