veggieman24's definitions

food coma

When a man/woman is unable to properly digest ones food due to the fact that their stomach cannot digest all the different flavors and particles leading to a feeling of elation followed by the collapse of their system which cause said person to crumple into a heap on the couch for a designated period of time(average 1-3hrs depending on the toxicity of the food) followed by the person to wake up the following morning and disappear into the nearest restroom/underbrush for prolonged periods of time

After Charlie ate that burrito in under four minutes, I knew I would have to wake up after him because of his food coma.

by veggieman24 January 1, 2012