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An awesome track from The Postal Service's album 'Go First', second only perhaps to 'Such Great Heights' or 'The District Sleeps Alone Tonight'. Definitely a great song for any mix CDs or any other listening. Good message, good song, great band!
I'll be the phonograph that plays your favorite albums back as you're lying there, drifting to sleep, I'll be the platform shoes and undo what heredity's done to you, so you won't have to strain to look into my eyes, I'll be the winter coat with buttons zipped up to the throat, with the collar up so you won't catch cold...
by Davey September 6, 2004
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Colonel douche

Someone who has mastered the art of douche and is rewarded a high military rank for no reason...just to emphasize how big of a douche this certain person is.
by Luke Cormier June 18, 2006
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colon pushing

Colon pushing is a form of anal sex. It involves inserting the penis into the booty and thrusting as many times as desired.
"I did some mad colon pushing on this ho last night."
by mellowrose July 14, 2006
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Colon Sausage

A term for a bowl movement in which one has been holding in for an extended period of time. It might have been packed in the colon like sausage in a link casing.
"Dude, I have to go drop a colon sausage"
by Goin Once May 11, 2010
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colonic martini

pee in her butt, shake her about, tip her over then drink her out
that chick is so hot, i wanna give her a colonic martini
by grumpkinator October 30, 2010
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colonia high school

Damn don’t date her, she go to colonia high school
by Wack city November 30, 2017
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Colton

Colton is was of the most intelligent and kind people you'll ever meet. He makes you feel seen for your whole entire being not just the outside but the inner beauty that radiates from your soul. Colton can grasp any subject you throw at him and he cares about others and the world. Love from a colton feels like being at the ocean when the breeze comes in from the sea cooling you on a hot sunny day. He's also artistic showing you to look at the world from a point of beauty with playful childlike amazement.
Colton is always pushing you to see the beauty in yourself and others around you
by MissPotato39 November 5, 2019
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