Oakland Early College

Where the principal wears a clown nose, the counselor wears a shirt that says "the punisher", students answer the phone, the math teacher throws calculators at students, and the handicapped kid races the able-bodied kids down the hallway on his scooter.

Where do you go to school?

Oakland Early College
Oakland Early what?

by PurpleAndBlack October 31, 2011

College Confidential

The worst website on the web where snooty genius fucktards come to brag about themselves to make the other 99.99% population of high school students feel like shit.

College Confidential Forum:

HELP ME!! I HAVE NO CHANCE FOR ANYTHING!!!

Rank 1/1098
5.00 GPA Weighted
4.00 GPA Unweighted
50 AP Classes, All A's
2400 SAT
36 ACT
800 SAT II Chemistry
800 SAT II US History
800 SAT II Physics

Varsity Tennis (9,10,11,12)
Varsity Basketball (9,10,11,12)
Varsity Football (9,10,11,12)

500 Hours of Community Service

Research Internship at Stanford & MIT

American Math League Champion

500+ Awards

Cured Cancer, AIDS, and Ebola

HELP ME I HAV NO CHANCES AT ALL!!!

by therocker11 January 17, 2009

college

A maximum security prison that costs money to get into.

Aw, I'm going to college...

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

colleague

A fellow member of a profession, staff, or academic faculty; an associate.

I can't simply ask Emma to fuck with me. She's not my friend, she is just my colleague.

by RudeBob April 6, 2008

Victoria Park Collegiate Institute

Half the people in this school don't even know how to spell "collegiate" and the other half is IB. Where the hall monitors are police officers, and most of the population is arab.

"Wow I really wanna go to Victoria Park Collegiate Institute" ....said no one ever

by whitegirlfromleaside January 2, 2013

Bard High School Early College

The sixth level of Dante's Inferno

"I met that chick with the huge glasses at Bard High School Early College"

by douch3+!+z September 26, 2013

collegeboarding

noun
when college and college admissions related issues are figuratively shoved down someone's throat, much like the interrogation practice of waterboarding

My parents have been collegeboarding me a lot lately now that admissions due dates are coming up.

by mtl1234 September 17, 2010