Clueless Boy

Someone who is too stupid to think or do something.

I'm going to clean the gutters on the garage because Clueless Boy doesn't have a clue.

by DARAILROADKID July 1, 2016

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You're welcome, Corporal Clueless

The response to a snide, "Thank you, Captain Obvious" remark that not only maintains a military subtext, but also asserting superiority, by virtue of a captain being a commissioned officer and a corporal being a non-commissioned officer.

ENGINEER: We will be able to resume operations when we get the network fixed.

MAIL CLERK: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

ENGINEER: You're welcome, Corporal Clueless.

by CarltonGLong November 28, 2017

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clue bag

Suggested source of basic information for those clearly in need.

"Dude, you need to reach deep into the clue bag."

by Frim Fram November 14, 2007

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clueless gloating

When someone brings something up just to seem important and above you.

Often used by lonely people that want to be a part of something. They also want everyone to know they are a part of something and are overexcited about being included, or insecure that they never were included before and want everyone to know they are included without directly telling them.

If the person is clueless gloating about a party, often times they asked to be invited or found out about it and will show up uninvited.

Brian: Jim are you excited about the new promotion that the boss will give to someone?

Jim: What promotion? You were doing that stupid clueless gloating thing.

Douche bag: Dude that party this Saturday is gonna be awesome! Were you invited?

Frank: No, dick.

by darblye August 15, 2010

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