fold clothes

A sexual euphemism (based on 2015's "fold laundry") pertaining to a secret sexual affair between two lovers who don't want others to know what they're up to if overheard.

NB "I'm going to mall text me when u get home and I will come"
HB "I want to fold clothes for you in bathroom at Whole Foods"

by KamalaS November 10, 2020

free clothes association

General civilian slang for the Irish Army reserves, the FCA. Comes from the fact that a uniform is issued to all who join. See also Fools Carrying Arms and Sandbag.

You're joining the free clothes association!

by Snake January 26, 2006

lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

One of the best songs in the world. This song was written by none other than Panic! At the Disco.

quote from the song: "Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster, so testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?"

Person #1: "Have you heard that awesome song by Panic! At the Disco?"

Person #2: "You mean 'Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off?' "

Person #1: "OF COURSE! It's my favorite song by them!"

by panicloverforev July 12, 2006

Briza Coothbeartsun's Big Floppy Mammoth Vag

The vaginal region of Briza Coothbeartsun, it is a penis hungry sausage wallet and is so stretched out that when she has children, they will be able to just meander on out.

Paul: Hey Mo!!

Mo: Yeah?

Paul: Last night I got my head stuck in Briza Coothbeartsun's Big Floppy Mammoth Vag!!

Jordan: HOLY TITS!!!

by Paublo Unicornez >:D March 27, 2010

faggy clothes

Another term for, "gay apparel".
N.B., the word gay didn't mean back in the 19th century when the song, "Deck the Halls" was written what it means in the 21st century. :-/

Definitions:
19th century: Gay = bright & lively, NOT homosexual.
21st century: Gay = a total faggot man! Do I have to spell it out for you? ;-)

Deck the Halls: how it's supposed to go:

♫Deck the halls with boughs of holly, ♫
♫Fa la la la la, la la la la. ♫
♫Tis the season to be jolly,♫

♫Fa la la la la, la la la la. ♫
♫Don we now our gay apparel, ♫
♫Fa la la, la la la, la la la. ♫

How it COULD go:

♫Deck the halls with boughs of holly, ♫
♫Fa la la la la, la la la la. ♫
♫Tis the season to be jolly,♫
♫Fa la la la la, la la la la. ♫
♫Putting on our faggy clothes, ♫
♫Fa la la, la la la, la la la. ♫

by Telephony November 11, 2016

Street Clothes

What NBA players wear when they are sitting on the sidelines not actually being part of the team.

Stephon Marbury ain't doing nothing for the Knicks, he's just sitting on the side in his street clothes waiting to get paid.

by roc18 December 16, 2008

clothes fucking

basically like dry humping. but instead its called clothes fucking and its really really fun and hawt and sexy.

we were clothes fucking all night long

by P H I S H <3 January 13, 2008