cloomfa

mimi - alicious

that food was the epitome of cloomfa

by rawr xd slurpitious May 14, 2022

Cloomp

The art of touching an alphas males penis as a beta or omega male.

Tristan Samples cloomps me up.

by Ruhxhdsbxjxnx February 8, 2024

clomptoctic

1. Boring

2. Annoying

3. Used in a situation in which you cannot come up with a better word to describe something or someone.

To save time, the shortened version, clomp can be used

person 1 - "Man, I've spent almost all weekend doing homework..."

person 2 - "Dude that musta been clomp."

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"Man, I spent 4 hours with this girl and she seriously said like... 3 words. She was a complete clomp."

by D-res March 21, 2005

Clomeister

A girl whom is being, or is always, fun to be around and a little bit crazy. Conversations often revolve around firing people and general meglomania.

Guy: "Hey, check out this drawing I did. <link>"
Clomeister: "Sorry, it's taking aaages to load. Unless you drew white. Then. WOOH for you!"
Guy "Haha Clomeister. The internet is fired."

by Ralanaitor December 27, 2007

clogmobile

1. Goldmember's getaway car in

Austin Powers in Goldmember
2. Generic name for any vehicle a Dutch person drives

Quick! Goldmember's getting away in his clogmobile!

Hey Dutchy, where's your clogmobile?

by veenstra5 March 4, 2010

clomosexual

Classical Definition: n. A person who develop a personal, and even a deeply fulfilling, relationship with a favourite article of clothing with which you develop a personal, and even a deeply fulfilling, relationship.

True Definition: n. A person who is so lonely but also fucked in the head that fancies themselves more than their preferred gender of sexual partners.
And will always be up for bukake as long as their clothes aren't ruined.

fUKiN GuY1:: Yo Dawg, $He Got $O VexeDD WeNNN Ah Wnt aWnn hUr Bra.

BLaZeD GUy2: BIatcHH Iz $uM $ORt O''' ClomoseXuAl. $houlDa ExPecTeD It JUs $IttiN ThUh YN hUr brA.

fUKiN guy1:: NAh,,,, Mah MUm'$ Nwt Diggggg Dat. $hE WeRE $hoWerin At DA tYm.

by Allahn November 29, 2013

clombian

When your dumb friend is trying to refer to you being Colombian but can't spell.

Friend: "You are a steaming hot clombian"
Colombian: "tf is a clombian"

by Colombianexican99 February 25, 2017