That one person who keeps on describing about their crush on their social media stories and also irl and can't stop listening to heartbreak songs even though they have never felt the touch of the opposite gender .
A: *Posts a story on their ig account saying possibly the most romantic thing you have ever heard.
B: Oh you are such a classic lover .
C: Shut up he has never felt the touch of any women and most probably never will.
B: Oh you are such a classic lover .
C: Shut up he has never felt the touch of any women and most probably never will.
by Hades512 March 9, 2023
Get the classic lovermug. "Oh he's pulled a Tom Classic."
A "Tom Classic" is what you say when someone has deserted at the worst possible time. E.g . They have gone AFK during a game or left mid-conversation.
A Tom Classic is essentially what you say when someone has left at the worst possible time.
It originates from Tom always deafening in Discord and going AFK during games at the worst possible times.
A "Tom Classic" is what you say when someone has deserted at the worst possible time. E.g . They have gone AFK during a game or left mid-conversation.
A Tom Classic is essentially what you say when someone has left at the worst possible time.
It originates from Tom always deafening in Discord and going AFK during games at the worst possible times.
by Omg_im_aware January 4, 2022
Get the Tom Classicmug. Bob:Holly shit Nintendo released this cool thing that people actually buy... the nes classic
Bob(3 minutes later):aaand there gone.
Bob(3 minutes later):aaand there gone.
by Mother Cluckers succ my wiggly August 6, 2017
Get the nes classicmug. where you take a FAT LUMPY shit on the bathroom tiles, then poke your finger into the human feces and lick it off like a lollipop, then leave it there for the fermented aroma to lurk around the house
mum -"whats that filthy stench coming from the bog room?"
son -"sorry bout that, did a fryer classic earlier on for the boys on discord, tasted scrumptious though..."
son -"sorry bout that, did a fryer classic earlier on for the boys on discord, tasted scrumptious though..."
by Vizify January 29, 2020
Get the Fryer classicmug. by Kel0692 January 19, 2018
Get the Hydro classicmug. A very good done cumilingus, and shit store handover in Lidl. Seen very often by his fellow managers,
by 11113 February 6, 2022
Get the Phil Classicmug. by GirthyFella May 4, 2019
Get the Malan Classicmug.