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stripes over checks

When someone prefers the brand Adidas over Nike. Adidas is commonly known as 'the brand with three stripes' given that most logos contain 3 oblique stripes, while Nike is known for its 'swoosh' logo which looks like a check mark.
Brandon: 'Yo, I got you this really cool Adidas sweatshirt for your birthday!'
Chad: 'Thanks man, you know I'm all about stripes over checks!'
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A really bad basketball player.
Also, just a plain old idiot, any one who just throws anything in the air and hopes it makes a goal.

Origin is George Castanza of Sienfeld.
He is the original chucker
Jason is a real chucker, he just makes shit up and hopes we all believe it.
chucker by jdg January 7, 2004

checksnorter 

A person whose very first action after getting paid is to snort whatever recreational drug they can get their hands on and not stop until the funds are gone.
There’s no way that checksnorter can even have a bank account, there would be nothing in it.
checksnorter by Dr Bunnygirl December 23, 2018

fuck chuck 

A pearly-white intimacy lotion often liberally supplied to the uppermost regions of ladies in German arthouse films. It remains stored in the nutsack until required by the upright expulsion medium, known as the knob.
Miffy: "Oh Constance, the whole town is saying I trysted with Lord Whitesonly. But we have never been anything other than completely discreet.""
Constance: "Sadly, m'lady, that's less than true. For it has to be said the strings of fuck chuck adorning m'lady's chinular region have been swaying in the breeze for all and yonder to admire for twainscore and an eternity."
fuck chuck by Mr Marky January 30, 2008

ChuckDealing 

The act of giving oral sex to a female and not getting any pleasure back.
Yeah, I ended up just ChuckDealing her.

wax a chuckie

getting the hair off the old bat and balls.
The daughter on the Real Housewives of New Jersey is going to beauty school just to learn how to wax a chuckie!
wax a chuckie by C.Lit June 3, 2009

chuck shuldiner 

pretty much just god. one of the pioneers of death metal
Scream Bloody Gore, Human, Individual Thought Patterns, Symbolic, Leprosy, The Sound of Perseverance, spiritual healing = Chuck Shuldiner
chuck shuldiner by thesasquatch76 January 26, 2010