chowder shower

To shower a ho in skeet from a higher elevation.

Guy #1. Damn that bitch is hot.

Guy #2. Ya man i wanna get on top of a ten foot ladder and chowder shower that ho.

by John White October 28, 2007

New England Man Chowder

Semen that is very creamy and white, much like new England style clam chowder. Much different than manhattan man chowder which is less creamy jizz that is bloody.

dude, tonight I'm gonna give that bitch ass cunt a taste of my new England man chowder... If she likes it maybe I'll give her a bowl or facefull

by changus emangus March 9, 2008

Lemon Juice Chowder

When a man ejaculates into or onto a part of a female and then proceeds when finished to urinate on to said semen to produce a yellow and white concoction known as Lemon Juice Chowder.

Eddie: " Last night when i was getting anal sex Ryan cooked some Lemon Juice Chowder all over my face".

Ryan: "Yep, then when it was finished cooking I tried some and it was Delicious"!

Eddie:"I love you baby, let's make some more". (sexual groans)

by Lapp daddy October 12, 2011

choder lips

The cracked lips that ensue after sucking on a short fat dick

Fred; did you see the choder lips on sheardy today he's probably being sucking his brothers chode again.

John; yeh he really ought to stop sucking his brothers cock, its kinda gay

by John-Redbridge April 28, 2008

Choderific

Terrific in Indian

Pooptar: "Sundeep, I got laid last night."

Sundeep: "Wow thats very choderific, congratulations my friend, you bastard guy you."

by Benchod666 October 1, 2010

Stomach Chowder

A lot of vomit usually following a late night of excessive drinking topped off with greasy Waffle House food. Sometimes, the chowder is a direct reflex hurl from the food resulting in a trail of chowder to the bathroom of the food establishment.

Dude, we gotta get Jed home before he blows stomach chowder all over the inside of my pick-up truck.

by Omlette Man October 17, 2006

Knob Chedder

The lovley smelly "yellow" discharge that is at the end of a males penis due to the lack of attention to the beast during showering or bathing hours, orpossibly gained from baning a bird who has a vag the size of a taliban cave and has had a few other man members up there!

billy "doctor i appear to have yellow shit on my willy???"
doctor "billy my boy thats what we profesionals call knob chedder, have you been washing you penis or possibly been slipping it in the dirtyest of the dirty women?"
billy "..........possibily both....damn!"

by The one and only Bob Cheese December 21, 2008