I went to bang this chick, but she got so frightened by my paint-can lookin' choader that she ran away.
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a cock that is wider than it is long...when it becomes erect it gets wider instead of longer..ahhhhhhh
by choady February 25, 2003
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That Choad Boy just fix my computer, but I couldn't understand anything he said to me in his choad voice.
by Derrick from DC September 19, 2006
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Last year Mr. Brown had that kick ass long hair, but turned choade and shaved it off because a girl told him he would look better.
by Jason Frenczak June 27, 2003
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by Kenyon February 8, 2003
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