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chartreuse

1. adj., having the quality of a lie or an otherwise fallacious account, especially when told as if it were true.

2. n., a fallacious account or outlandish tale delivered under the pretense of truth.

3. v., to give a fallacious account or outlandish tale with the pretense of presenting factual data.

4. n., adj., some fake-ass color that some purport to be either an u-g-l-y yellow or a green which resembles a freshly cut lawn, after it has been regurgitated by a family pet.

5. n., a French liqueur; it was a favorite of author/pioneer/mad genius Hunter S. Thompson.
1. Person A: I heard she plays with power tools and has sexual intercourse with bears. Person B: Man, that shit is chartreuse.

2. He told me that he had licked the Washington Monument when he visited it last summer, but I knew he was feeding me some chartreuse.

3. Don't try to chartreuse me, I know you left that party alone.

4. She was pretty good looking, except for that chartreuse blouse she was wearing.

5. "With a pint of green Chartreuse ain't nothin' seems right / You buy the Sunday paper on a Saturday night." - Tom Waits, "Til the Money Runs Out"
by mako black April 22, 2009
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Charter

A boy, usually in highschool, who lets people rent out his shoes. They are exceptionally large shoes, and are generally furnished with pictures of dinosaurs . The most valued customer at the Charter ShoePlaza is always the D'Amico , regardless of the time of day, or if renovations are being done.

The Charter always gives amazing hugs, and has an extremely distinct smell. Charters can play guitar and write breath-taking song lyrics, they're pretty much amazing all around.
Of course they do ! This is the Charter Shoeplaza we're talking about here, not your mom's house !
by Shirley or Ronald ? June 18, 2010
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gantt chart

A very boring chart used in making pointless decisions, especially if you are a highly overpaid person to talk bullshit. It is more commonly used by youngters as a swear word or insult as the word "gantt", when shouted, sounds remarkably like the word "cunt"
Jethro: Do you like that new guy
Mitch: No I think he is such a gantt chart
by ISStudent June 5, 2011
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Cheatar

The Cheat (homestarrunner.com actor)
is printed on to a guitar and has a song by limozeen featured in the SWF
Limozeen is a crap for brains but the cheat can come to my prom and steal my woman!
by BObo D. HObo August 2, 2004
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charts

(adjective) exceptionally good; something that transcends a traditional ranking system; short for "off the charts"
That strippers face was buckled, but her boobs were charts.
by italkart May 9, 2006
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cheat

When someone does something that they wouldn't do if their "other" was there with them...
James has sex with another girl wail he's supposed to be my man... but he wouldn't have sex with that girl if I was their with them... well depends on how much of a dog he is... Why do a great deal of men cheat???
by Angelina Baldwin October 4, 2006
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cheater face

A man who cheats on his perfect, beautiful, do good wife for no real apparent reason at all.
I just found out that my husband is a cheater face.

Look hunny, your friend is cheaterfacing on his wife.
by Selina, January 1, 2009
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