Chap

Noun. Word used to describe massive poo.

I went to the toilet this morning and had a steaming chap punch throw my anus

by Savage Savant February 16, 2022

Chap

Over with, done for

The squirrel was chap after he ran in front of the car.

by Janetbabyyy November 8, 2020

Chaps

The boys or men, who stay together and have each other’s back. These people dominate their ground and are looked up to by others. These people are always together having fun doing heinous activities

The chaps are going out tonight

by Chapy June 8, 2018

Chapped

The act of being so fucking pissed off and ready to snap on anyone that even looks in your general direction and your body language is a death stare combined with over-emphasized sighs or grunts.

Tracey Pike......LOL

Person 1: Hey isn't that Tracey over there let's go say hi.
Person 2: Fuck that she's chapped.

by Reddragon187 April 6, 2019

chapped under-eyes

That red rash under your eyes, like chapped winter lips but your eyes.

“It’s getting so cold out, I hate having these chapped under-eyes”

by moomoo4life November 20, 2024

Rip In The Chap

When something bad/annoying happens say “rip in the chap”

“Hey sorry I cannot come anymore”
“Oof Rip in the chap”

by KDAwesomeness October 11, 2019

de-chap

1. Leaving one’s pants behind after roadside sex.

2. A quasi-violent homosexual act involving a silver spur, a man virgina, and sour skittles. Requires pringle claw.

Tim completely de-chapped somewhere between Pinto Ranch and Hatchet Resort.

by Brokeback 2.0 October 12, 2018