Chandleer

A woman's earings, often when you hear of a woman's legs hitting the chandleer, it implies you are having sex with her legs to her head for better phallic entry

"When I was banging Jon's sister last night, I made her legs hit the chandleer, and then I nutted on her stomach"

by AndyIsTheMAN May 29, 2007

chandle

To fuck in the hardest, filthiest, most morally disparaging manner thinkable.

If you were to hate-fuck French toast, you would be chandling said toast.
If you were to violently bone a baked potato, you would be chandling your baked potato, the potato would be chandled, and you would the chandler of said potato.

In no way connected with the Matthew Perry character from Friends.

by Sal V. Harney January 4, 2009

Chandlerism

When a man is married to a woman, but has deep and intimate feelings for a man.

His chandlerism is going to result in his children asking questions when they get older.

by Dragoon231 June 17, 2011

Chandlyr

She’s sexy and very gorgeous and smart. She got a personality bigger then Kim k’s lips! Although she still be lookin very fine !

Wow look at chandlyr go, she’s a great person but damn that body looks great!

by Mr.know everthang August 3, 2020

Chanler Blackbum

"sigma"

bro you're such a chanler blackbum

by breadstickdaddy January 31, 2022

a chandlyr

A Chandlyr is a being who is a loyal fangirl (and/or fandboy), and is short. They is a semi-attractive bitch. Certain traits of this breed of human bitch include emo. Some of the negatives about this breed are that the breed suffers from depression, and may show signs of anxiety. They could be nice, or they could not. They is a loving sibling who almost never has your back. If you come across one in its natural habitat, which is a dark, possibly damp corner, they will pay almost no attention to you. One way to identify a Chandlyr is by sounds that they make. They may let out a lyric to a BTS song, or may screech at you. Their usual diet consists of ramen, watermelon, pocky, and your dreams. They listen to emo music. They is particularly shy, but if you annoy one your eyes may get clawed out. They usually date males, but will date any gender. They avoids most people, but people it finds cute may be hugged, or worse...

I want to adopt a chandlyr. They is my child now.

by madditheminecraftgirl October 20, 2019

TC Candler

An organisation that ranks the 100 most beautiful/handsome faces in the world

TC Candler should've put you on the list

by blue waffles May 31, 2021