the carrot peeler

The carrot peeler is when a girl uses teeth during a blowjob, the teeth acting as a carrot peeler. Some girls say guys like it but no guy will say yes.

yo Olivia gave me the carrot peeler, that shit was not right. My dick was raw.

by Kronkaitis May 14, 2014

buttered carrot

A self lubricated sex toy, most likely a dildo.

Random person 1: I really need a good fuck.
Random person 2: I'll lend you my buttered carrot.
Random person 1: yaaaasss tanks.

by Bitchy Mcbitchenstien October 17, 2015

raw carrot

Inserting your spray-tanned penis into a woman's mouth directly after a shower.

Bro, I bet Donald Trump gives ladies raw carrots all the damn time.

by psseudopsych January 20, 2017

Lesbian Carrot Sauce

When you throw a taco full of semen at a lesbian as punishment for your eternal suffering.

I gave her a taste of Lesbian Carrot Sauce.

by TheWettestDream February 1, 2017

I Carrot You

Between I hate you and I loathe you

I Carrot You Raul

by quierotuspapas August 6, 2019

friendship carrot

When two friends with gauged ears shove a baby carrot though their ear holes in an act of friendship

did you see Sarah and Scotty have friendship carrots?

by wowdkffjdjjdekdkcjdhsahsjfkfls December 1, 2019

limp carrot

Limp dick

Your a big limp carrot! A big pussy that can't stand for nothing!

by Jaded Gypzy January 24, 2020