dashboard confessional

a crappy emo band with terrible lyrics, terrible music, and terrible fans

my brain will explode if i listen to anymore of this shit

douche bag music

by stan April 12, 2006

confusinger

more confusing than confusing

that is confusinger.

by chimpanzee March 3, 2008

Confuction zone

A busy construction zone. A high traffic area.

We will never get out of this confuction zone!
This confuction zone will take forever!

by Brian Keim November 9, 2007

coldfusion

An exercise in futility, self-flagellation, and 80s era technologies. ColdFusion is so bad that it has become synonymous with cryptic error codes, mysterious memory leaks, and asinine programing constructs.

I tried integrating that new API, but it coldfusions all the time so I replaced it.

The servers are coldfusioning again. I'll go restart them.

A: Where is the #$%#ing leak? B: Coldfusion.

by worldnamer January 8, 2009

confusionist

(noun)
one who is a player and wants in your pants as fast as possible by any means. but others warn the prey, and the player is caught. the player denies the accusations and plays sweet. then just stops talking all together, leaving the prey in a state of confusion.

Michael is such a confusionist; he stopped talking to Sarah right after she was warned he uses girls.

by Mel =] May 27, 2008

labial contusion

From the latin for bruising of the vagina.
A term used when a male friend gets a scrapped knee or other minor cut from mountain biking, skiing, or other outdoor activity and whinges about it.

Adam: My neck hurts a little.
Dave: Gee adam, maybe you need some homeopathic salve for that labial contusion?

by pauld August 29, 2006

dashboard confessional

one of the most amazing bands ever... kinda like the Foo Fighters but a bit more chilled and emo.. good music about real emotions... they dont receive the praise they really deserve. very kool and very hot!

Screaming Infidelities is the best DC song ever!!

by lola February 11, 2005