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chud-baby

A baby formed from filthy and/or dilapidated used condoms that inseminates an ovum in the grimy gutter or trash receptical in a major metropolitan area. The ovum is usually the result of 1 day or more old hooker vaginal secretions.
No two humans exist that could naturally spawn something as filthy as you; you must be a chud-baby.
by Michael Hellbacon July 21, 2008
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Chud Out

When you've got what you need and need to bounce as soon as possible. You live for yourself and yourself only and everyone else can go fuck themselves.
Sorry guys need to walk the dog, Chud out!
by Spaz the Chicken September 30, 2010
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Chud chucker

The act of flinging poop at various objects or people. Commonly used in fetish sexual times to show male dominace.
Hey teddy,

I boned this girl last night and I chud chuckered all over her chest.
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Chud Baby

A baby who comes from unfortunate or nasty origins. Comes from the term for discarded semen often called chud. Used most often as an insult for someone you vehemently hate.
"Poor Tyrone... have you seen his chud baby? I heard he also has one fugly baby's momma on his back. Damn."

"Jacob is nothing but a fat chud baby- I hope he fails the LSAT."
by Michelle Tanner August 25, 2006
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chud-vapour

It's a fart thats well dirty it comes from the word chud
It can smell so bad that it may knock you out
That guys chud-vapour was nasty
Did u smell that chud-vapour it nearly knocked me out
That chud-vapour smells like a dirk
Oiii brad that chud vapour was nasty go back to jean city and get ur beatlist
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Chud Monkey

Stop spamming my forum,you chud monkey!
by Archangel1772 September 25, 2008
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Chud Syndrome

A person suffering from Chud Syndrome will show signs of slight mental handicap in the form of stuttered speech and slow understanding. They might also crack jokes or create puns that are funny to only themselves and nobody else. People may see them as a creep and not want to associate with them, although most will never admit that. Sufferers also may also be defined by distinct physical characteristics such as a deep under bite, red hair and freckles, as well as a gorilla like stature when walking.
Kid1: Yo, that kid is a creep.
Kid2: Yeah, he has a severe case of Chud Syndrome, don't worry about it.
by UnKn0wn Creeper May 13, 2008
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