cedar water

A type of poop-brown water found in the Tuckahoe river. It houses the world's most disgusting creatures, including rattle snakes and aqua zombies who live on the bottom of the river and breath water. Most people who live near cedar water are hicks with shotguns. When you jump in cedar water it gets in your nose and many are known to cough it up for hours afterwards. It pretty much looks like iced tea. The zombies can be brought to life by listening to Phish and looking up cedar water on the internet on urban dictionary.

Boy, this cedar water sure tastes like poop.

Boy, I wish there weren't zombies in this cedar water.

I wish my skin didn't look poop-brown in this cedar water.

The Atlantic Ocean is 4% cedar water.

by wdunleavy August 28, 2005

cedar chopper

A backward, narrow-minded ignorant person from Central Texas, a red-neck. The term was derived from individuals who earned their incomes from harvesting cedar (juniper) trees for fence-posts; and was actually celebrated until recently (Cedar Chopper Festival, in Cedar Park, Texas, a repugnant bedroom community north-west of Austin, Texas).

David, that is the stupidest, most ignorant thing I've ever heard anyone say, you really are a Cedar Chopper.

by Arid Shrub January 13, 2006

Palo Cedro

Small town, almost too small to be a town. wen your there, you know its hicksville cause they have cows mowing the local park's grass. the food joints suck, and people put up missing signs for their pigs. homeless are constantly seen, and if you ever wish to make any sort of life for yourself, get out of there before 19. close to the slightly less lame Redding, CA.

Hick: Hey, i live in palo cedro. ever heard of it? Person: you mean palo alto??? Hick: No, palo cedro! Person: .....are you sure youre not just messin with me? cause thats not even on the map....

by *iwouldkno* April 23, 2011

cedarville

Christian university in Ohio. Filled with hypocrits and assholes. A money making machine marketing a "safe christian environment" willing to sacrifice doctrine and employees to the almighty dollar.

It is a known fact that Cedarville treats its employees like shit and doesnt give a damn about students who dont come from big money.

by Zen February 17, 2005

Cedric

A word meaning big turd

You are being a big turd, you Cedric!

by BooGA12 August 3, 2006

Cedar Rapids

One of the worst city's on the planet. The city is run by a gang of ignorant Czechs (Bohemians). They named the airport The Eastern Iowa Airport. Yep - THE is the first word so it is listed under "T" with the FAA. I told you they are pretty stupid. Added to their inferiority complex, some damn fool remaned the area "The Corridor" - why? I have no idea other than it was the stupidest name they could come up on a moments notice. They call it The City of Five Seasons. Thats a good indicator of how lame their education system is. The don't even know how many seasons there are, unless they are counting winter twice.

How do you get to Cedar Rapids? Drive north until you smell it and go east until you step in it.

by Robert M. L. Johnson January 8, 2009

Cedarcrest Middle School

the middle school in marysville that probably has the most kids that do drugs and sexual intercourses.
-cough-8th graders-cough-
:D

8th grade girl from Cedarcrest Middle School: 'ohmygod. i cant remember what i did last night..i was soo hiiighh.'

8th grade boy from Cedarcrest Middle School: 'me neitherrr. but i remember doing this hot girl.'

NEXT DAY

8th grade girl: 'i cant remember what i did last niiight.'

PS;; ive witnessed these conversations ;D

by kadfhgadsufy February 28, 2009