Trouser badgers

The noise created by the expulsion of air from the anus.

Someone farts and people ask 'what was that noise?'.
The person who farted explains that 'It was trouser badgers'.

by Trouserbadger June 10, 2009

stroking badger

Hand job given by someone with callus hands

I got a stroking badger last night and it tore my penis up!

by Badger girl May 12, 2016

Staple Badger

An alternate name for a staple remover. Named for an 'angry badger' like appearance, with its menacing sharp teeth ready to strike at unsuspecting file clerks.

Manuela, can I borrow your staple badger? I seem to have stapled this contract to my tie.

by Archangel-22 June 11, 2016

White Badge

A perfectly maintained white female anus. Hallmarked by smooth, hairless surroundings, beautifully bleached with blended skin tone and sweet, fragrant wafts.

She hiked her ass high begging me to sniff and tongue punch her white badge.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

Coin badger

A latino women who wanders the casino aimlessly looking for coins left on a machine that are not hers..

If I meet one broke ass coin Badger again in Las Vegas looking for extra money on the machines I'm going to throw up

by Vegasbadboy November 14, 2019

red badge of courage

When a man has penile-vaginal sexual intercourse with a woman who is currently menstruating. Not to be confused with the term red beard which involves oral sex.

Barney had to clean up his penis after earning his red badge of courage with Betty.

by tru@ January 13, 2005

Badger Britches

A woman whose ass is extremely fat and lumpy, causing it to bounce and jiggle in an unattractive way, is said to have an ass that looks like two badgers in a sack fighting to get out.

"Look guys, here comes badger britches again."

by Angelic_Sherry September 21, 2005