Brandon

A dirty stinky sticky sloth, stinks like straight shit. His friends don't allow him into there group and he's a lil bitch. His mouth looks like an asscrack.

Wow poor Brandon he smells like shit

by Slothbois stink February 6, 2017

Brandon

When a service member has sex with another service members spouse or girlfriend.

He was pulling a Brandon when he Russian Flashbanged the new private’s wife.

by Nick Fukqu November 2, 2020

Brandon

a mans you’d want to hit with a bus because they piss you off a lot

i hate brandon

by IHateBrandonSoMuch May 14, 2020

Brandon

CEO Brando

Brandon is daddy.

by IcedVulcan September 1, 2019

Brandon

When you forget to flick the ash off of your cigarette and it just extends until the cigarette is burnt out, but the ash is still attached.

"Dude, your cig has a Brandon on it".

"Flick your fucking cigarette dude, it's Brandon is too long".

by PsychoticSpade October 8, 2018

Brandon

Brandon always says fuck Ian it’s bedtime!!!

It’s bedtime ian it’s time for brandon to go to bed

by Sk83rfour1ife August 20, 2018

Brandon

A tall 6’2 man who is FOR THE STREETS!

Oh, that’s Brandon.. he’s for the streets.

by BAM1218 June 24, 2020