Boxing the Compass

A game/challenge whereby consenting partners attempt to use any and as many items in a 360 degree radius for sexual purposes (normally stimulatory/penetrative).

We didn't come as we were busy boxing the compass.

by Mouse815 June 22, 2016

bonting

(n) A small, smooth stone- typically palm-sized- whose presense brings comfort and companionship. Derived from the "The Big Alfie Out of Doors" storybook. Posessed of strong anthropomorphic qualities (although this writer does not preclude the possibilities of inappropriate connotations)

The bonting, held in the bear's paw, was deluged in soothing aloe pulp.

by alljokingaside September 7, 2021

Boating

When you drive your car through a large puddle of water in the gutter of a street so fast that you soak pedestrians walking alongside said road with a huge and filthy wave.

During yesterday’s rainstorm, we went boating in my pickup truck and soaked a fat jogger with a dirty wave so big it knocked his hat off.

by Goofnut March 16, 2023

drink-boxing

allocating the time you'll spend at a party by a pre-defined number of drinks that you plan to consume while there

we're drink-boxing this party to 2 only

by ideefixe December 31, 2010

Fist boxing

The art of being able to bend a woman over and fist her both ways at the same time.

Look is that guy sparring, no, looking for his watch.. no he is fist boxing..!

by Ghosthands November 11, 2014

dry boxing

Verb: Sleeping with a very old woman.

"Dude, I heard you slept with Stifler's mom."
"Yeah. I didnt have any lube so I was dry boxing her old snatch."

"Dude, I heard you slept with Stifler's 60 year old mom."
"Yeah, I didnt have any lube so I was dry boxing her all night."

by Jose B. February 12, 2015

shit boxing it

When you take a shit and don't have the window open and you just smell constant shit because you haven't flushed yet.

"Oh man it smells so bad I think I'm shit boxing it right now"

by My DOOOOOOOOOOOD December 19, 2016