Honky of the Bonky

A sexually transmitted disease.

I got honky of the bonky from sleeping with that skeeze last week.

by EDoubleDouble September 16, 2009

Bonkers

Bum-Conkers or Bonkers are lumps of dried up faeces, missed during the wiping process that are attached to the ends of the bum hair.

Bonkers are the largest of all bum hair turd, the scale being : Winnets , Clinkers , Dangle-berries , Clag-nuts and Bonkers .

My turd was so thick after that curry my arse was like a funking bonkers tournament the next day.

by Scaredtoleavethehouse June 14, 2009

the boneyard

Has two meanings:
1. A bar and grill that just opened up around cleveland, oh and probably other places too.
2. A slang name for a whores pussy.
3. Slang term for a graveyard.

1. Joe: You guys wanna go to that new bar and grill called the boneyard?
Jack: Maybe tomarrow.

2. Tofer: Guys I just saw a prostitute gettin picked up...
Surrey: Somebodies gunna tap into a boneyard tonite. (sry i couldn't word this better)

3. Mr. Krabs went to the boneyard to get shmittywarbenmanjenson's hat.

by pyromancj July 18, 2006

bonker

The penis on the male species

1. His bonker is the envy of all the neighborhood

by lauren walka April 12, 2006

Boonkey

the act of recieving and engaging in sexual relations with a female. usually a hot one.

"hey girl, let me get a milkshake on the freesky and some boonkey."

"bitch i want some boonkey, NOW!"

by stapleboy43594 March 9, 2009

BoneYard

A party that is usually beat, full of guys and BORING. These types of events usually end up in a swordfight.

you: This party sucks,
Me: Yeah what a boneyard
you: lets break

by Serg December 3, 2004

bookey

When your butt-hole pulsates and squirts out bodily fluids or solids.

Gurl! When you do a bookey make sure you clean up the bathroom!

by Jaquanda42 February 14, 2012