board

How retarded people spell the word bored.

Keith: "Board tonite call with plans."
Me: "You're retarded."

by urbanwordconnoisseur April 4, 2010

flat as a board

no breasts

Sue was flat as a board so I nailed her at my workbench.

by Jake March 6, 2004

message board

Web based forum for posting opinions and argument - mostly of an irrelevant nature

urban 75 is the UK's premiere message board

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

board the 747

When a girl begins to ride your shaft.

After a few minutes of foreplay, Becky straddled Carl and began to board the 747.

by Ned_Baf February 25, 2019

scraper board

A skate board pimmped out with tasles chains tin foil or what ever is lookin claen on your scraper. invented in A-town by the SPK and the TTS clicks... we roll hard so dont step. if you see a scraper board scrapin in you direction you better step back.

If you se me on my scraper board Step back and watch me scrape.

by SPK/TTS November 21, 2007

santa beards

The act of two males masturbating feverishly and ejaculating all over each others ball sacks. The resulting cream covered hairy sacks is known as "santa beards".

guy 1 "Oh man I was so drunk last night what happened?"
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."

by Mikhailo Meersmachov December 26, 2010

Board 3

A social board on gamefaqs where people go to discuss girl problems, alcohol addictions, and being 21 year old black virgins.

This board is more commonly referred to as "PotD"

Person 1: Lolol board 3 > board 8
Person 2: NO U!

by asdfrofl September 16, 2008