block monster

City version of chuck Norris.

Someone who succeeds in everything they do.

"Hey dude, Austin is a block monster! "

by arod23 June 11, 2016

monkey blocker

similar to cock blocking except used in instances where you are prevented from masturbating or "spanking your monkey"

shawns wife and kid are huge monkey blockers.

by w00t_vantuckey February 11, 2008

Mock Block

to call a friend out on what he/she is going to sarcastically respond before they are able to do so.

Like the term famously known as 'cock block,' a 'mock block' brings a friend down, and he/she is not able to make a crappy comment because they have already been called out.

by dfwmary March 3, 2010

fox blocked

When you turn on your TV to FOX and find your expected scheduled programming has been prempted by nascar, preseason football, or some other newscast. Can also be a term for the all too common premature cancellation of your new favorite show on the FOX network. Usually followed by the onset of unhappiness, depression, or rage.

Ugh, no family guy or simpsons this week. FOX blocked by nascar again!

by jjt3hii August 29, 2010

flop blocked

the act of blocking the sandal flop. typically achieved by applying pressure to the front of the sandal.

dude, you just got flop blocked.

jeffrey just got really mad because stuart flop blocked him.

by hjscott November 15, 2010

Pantie Blocked

Describes the event in which a man begins to slide his hand down the woman's panties, to pleasure her, but is blocked by the woman's hand before reaching the threshold.

"Dude, did you get some pussy last night?"

"Nahh man, she Pantie Blocked me"

by BitchYouSemenDreamin May 9, 2011

Cock Block Tortoise

When someone puts a washing basket on their back to look like a tortoise and performs a cock block by crawling onto a couple's bed whilst they are making intercourse

"i got completely undressed, put on a washing basket and cock block tortoised onto nat's bed who was shagging zach"

by jabbott August 22, 2011