Male birth control 

you're shitty personality or looks prevent you from getting girls or prevents women wanting to get with you/ have children with you.

did you hear that billy is a trump supporter?
not surprised, he's like male birth control.

Male birth control by haileyy.k March 8, 2021

Give birth to baby jesus 

Backing out a huge turd, the type that leaves you breathless afterwards

I just gave birth to baby jesus, felt like heaven afterwards

Gotta go, need to give birth to baby jesus

Give birth to baby jesus by Stinky Jesus May 20, 2021

Virgin Birth 

n. colloquial meaning knocked up, also, Cockeney Rhyming Slang for Collin Firth.

My daughter's never had sex, it's going to be a virgin birth!

That scene where Virgin goes swimming in his shirt makes me wet in the pant.

Virgin Birth by Joble June 18, 2007

pro-birth

A term used to guilt trip pro-lifers by stating they don't care about a child after it has been born, claiming they only want to force a mother to give birth, as they should take the responsibility of the child that was conceived because of another's irresponsibility.

This, however, is an incredibly stupid argument. People who use this argument are conflating the act of evil with not performing an act of kindness (usually bringing up free healthcare), even though Conservatives are more charitable than Liberals and Christians are twice as likely to adopt a child.

Person A: "Sarah says she's pro-life, but in actuality she's pro-birth"
Person B: "How so?"
Person A: "She wants to force women into giving birth, and refuses to help out children after they are born."
Person B: "She has adopted 2 children. Conservatives, who are pro-life, give more to charity than Liberals and Christians are twice as likely to adopt. If a couple act irresponsibly, it is not our responsibility to amend their mistakes."
Person A: Can't respond so they use insults and claim "pro-birthers" hate women and want rape.

pro-birth by subscribe to ebik productions June 16, 2019

near birth experience 

abortion, when a baby is near birth

Mary had a near birth experience.

near birth experience by Kevin March 19, 2004

After Birth 

The coolest website / music composition website ever. www.after-birth.com - The music induces an OC high. (See Oxycontin)

Dude I just totally after-birthed and stayed up till 4 AM. Sweet-

Dude After Birth dominates my car stereo, CD Player, headphones, and Computer playlist.

After Birth by Soniti October 12, 2004

Reverse Birth 

To acquire ownership of something, usually incarnate, by forcefully pushing said object into ones vagina (or anus) then subsequently pushing it out in an act of "birth." This is commonly done, but not limited to, aesthetically pleasing children that you wish to make yours.

"Oh Alex!!" Laura said with utmost excitement, "Isn't baby Benji larsman S00 cute! I will make him my own flesh and blood by reverse birthing him!"

Reverse Birth by thed00d! January 21, 2009