birth control hair cut

when a person has a haircut so bad, no one will want to have sex with them, hence it makes good birth control.

"Wow, look at that fem-mullet thats one hell of a birth control hair cut."

by j-dub004568 March 31, 2008

Birth canal road rash

A newborn baby whose face looks like it suffered from severe road rash when in reality it's just a potential side effect from a natural birth.

That baby definitely has birth canal road rash!

by kiki057 March 10, 2017

giving birth to a baby texan

The act of taking a large and extremly urgent bowel movement.

"I couldn't wait for a real bath room, I had to give birth to a baby texan in the port o let out side Mick Jaggers house."

by tommm May 16, 2005

Show me the birth certificate

A way of saying "prove it." Inspired by how President Obama had to show his birth certificate to prove that he was, in fact, born in America.

Person 1: Dude, Martians just landed on Earth.
Person 2: No way. show me the birth certificate.

by arkemedes June 1, 2011

Draw them giving birth

Non national day, on March 2nd is when people ask a artist for a request on Twitter or Instagram but if the artist denied that request spam them with “draw them giving birth”

Person 1: give me some request that I can draw

Person 2: draw the “character” giving birth

Person 1: No-

Person 2: draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth

by Spoon_Sploon December 12, 2021

hot dog birth

the act of being born in a hot dog cart

torpey came into this world by hot dog birth smelling like weiners

by peter pan the 14th April 4, 2008

poster child for birth control

the child that the put up on posters to make people say,"oh dear jebus! im going to start taking birth control so that doesn't end up poping out of me."

"you are the poster child for birth control."

by bhrome April 4, 2004