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The Glenn Beck Defense

A synonym for JAQing Off, this phrase was named after right wing commentator Glenn Beck, who became famous for spewing conspiracy theories and hate fueled rhetoric under the guise of asking questions. His usage of this defense became so notorious that South Park famously mocked him for it.
"I'm not saying that they were good people, I'm just asking if the Jan 6 rioters were really Republicans or if they were Democrats in disguise?"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"
by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023
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Beck Yates

Beck Yates
noun
/beck yayts/

A walking red flag wrapped in a mullet and bad decisions. Often described as “6’4 of why,” Beck Yates is the human version of stepping in something wet while wearing socks. He doesn’t walk—he stomps—because subtlety isn’t an option when your feet are built like clown shoes and your nose could cut glass.

Known to communicate in screeches, grunts, and unsolicited comments about your “aura,” Beck somehow radiates both gym bro energy and lost substitute teacher vibes. He’s got the fashion sense of a kid who lost a bet at Tractor Supply Co. and the dietary habits of a raccoon with a protein goal.

Attempts to grow a mustache have been ongoing since the dawn of time, with results best described as “legally invisible.” Has strong opinions about chalk that no one asked for, and carries himself like the main character in a movie no one would watch twice.

If you hear guitar shredding in the distance and catch the faint scent of motor oil and chicken rice, it's already too late. You've entered the Beck Zone™.
"Why is that guy flexing his aura in front of the vending machine?"
"Bro… that’s a Beck Yates. Just let him finish and hope he doesn’t start talking about ‘mass gain.’"
by Tinklydinkus May 7, 2025
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Beck Out

To be enraged, full of anger, extremely angry and frustrated.
I'm about to Beck out on this dude, he's seriously annoying me
by Dfenz May 9, 2025
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Beck Out

(Inspired from movie character, Dr Beck)
To be enraged, full of anger, extremely angry and frustrated at someone
I'm about to Beck out on this dude, he's seriously annoying me
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Beck Out

To be enraged, full of anger, extremely angry and frustrated at someone

(Inspired from the character, Dr Beck from the "Stalked By My Doctor" Movie series )
I'm about to Beck out on this dude, he's seriously annoying me
by Dfenz May 9, 2025
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Ivan beck

Fucker from Kane pixels backrooms who's good guy, bad guy and never seen.
Person 1:did you know that On July 2nd 1988, the ASYNC Research Facility tested its low-proximity magnetic distortion system for the third time. Details regarding the results of the experimentation have not yet been released. During a press conference held in April of 1988, Ivan Beck, vice-director of the ASYNC Foundation described the intention of these tests, stating "this program, if granted sufficient backing from the United States government, will offer a solution to all current and future storage and residential needs, and save billions of dollars on property construction and management?

Person 2: I don't give a fuck.
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