beating the meat

masturbating

Yeah man so i just in the shower beating the meat.

by Rollerblader April 30, 2003

Batting Clean-up

Being the fourth person to bang a chick in the same night.

I heard Nick was batting clean-up last night; he better get tested

by NICK_HUGE_FAN March 13, 2012

boner-biting dick-fart fuckface

What Phillip calls Terrence in the South
Park movie.

Terrence: Well, Phillip, I hope you've learned something from this whole experience.

Phillip: I sure have, Terrance. I've learned that you are a boner-biting dick-fart fuckface.

by bumbleclot February 12, 2009

bathing apes

Something that Soulja Boy has and haters are angry about his possession of them. They are presumably primates in the shower, but the real origin is unknown.

Haters getting mad 'cause I got me some bathing apes.

by Danny Zeff March 21, 2008

batin

Short for masturbating. A person or people that are being lazy and unresponsive. People (or a person) that take an annoyingly long amount of time to do something.

Dave must be batin, because he is taking forever to get to the theater.

The office took three weeks to process my paperwork cuz they were batin.

by *shoeless* October 26, 2008

Cork Baiting

The use of a freshly plucked, bloody tampon as fishing bait.

The trick to cork baiting is to get a fresh, warm one in the water real quick.

My wife and I are planning a cork bating trip later on this year, we'll be gone for about a week.

WOW! That's the biggest one I've ever seen, must of been the ol' cork bating trick.

by Ding.Bang.Dong October 1, 2010

Cock beating

To masturbate so hard, that it looks like your giving your cock a roundhouse beating.

Man, we caught John giving himself a sick cock beating! i'd be suprised if he can walk today!

by Wrmichael October 8, 2008