Balanced Breakfast

When you are doing a girl or she is giving you head, right before you cum you pull out and jiz in one of her eyes and then take a shit in the other. As the happens you must yell out BALANCED BREAKFAST!

i gave that girl a distusting diarehha balanced breakfast yesterday

by Balanced Breakfast Lover March 13, 2008

Fuck Balance

Acheiving Ultimasm( Ultimate Orgasm)is only possible when Fuck Balance is present. Basically fuck balance is riding the vibes between each other in exactly the right way, creating harmony between the ying(lover1) and the yang(lover2) Fuck Balance is not the only way to acheive an orgasm, but once youve had an Ultimasm, you will never settle for anything less.

Fuck balance is the key to acheiving levels upon which the sexual releases you will swear came from the Heavens especially for your dick in that exact moment sort of as a way to say "Good Fuck, You get an A+! Now thats what we meant when we said pro-create!" After acheiving Fuck balance, sex without the balance seems like a sick joke.

by Verdinovica Icis November 5, 2010

ballanus

where your balls and your anus are connected, erected from a notorius BIG songs

"i love it when you call me ball-anus, throw your hands in the air if yos a true playa

by ssrt March 6, 2003

Ballantyne

Ballantyne is the surname of a total eshay, lad, pussy destroyer, is the most fucking awesome guy ever. His dick is at least 69 inches. And tittes fuckes all the bids

Hot Girl- Mr. Ballantyne just gave me anal
Another Hot Girl- I wish I was so you.

by 123 Fake Street March 17, 2015

Balkans

The balkan region is a name for southeast europe where everyone hates eachother. Greece hates turkey, Serbia hates Slovakia etc. But the most hated country is Croatia, nobody likes them Croatians. Overall not a very smart people with the average iq of 82.

Serbia: I hate croatia
Greece: Me too
Man we Balkans hate eachother

by Parefl0w April 4, 2020

Batwanger

A hermaphrodite magazine

I was over at Jerry Murdock's house, and he had a stack of Batwangers 3 feet high.

by Al May 6, 2003

Batwanger

Origionally coined in the mid 90's on bullitin boards to describe photo's of a girl on her back that had droopy boobers. They where out to the sides swinging like wings and she prolly shouldn't be in pr0n.
"Bat Wangers"

girl_on_back_batwangers.jpg
hefty_mamma_batwangs.gif
batwangers_beat_this_dudes_face.pr0n

by Baduino Pantazantani October 14, 2006