Blast of Shit

That relentless and persistent, distinctive speck of brown in the toilet bowl that stares at you for days as you are too sick from COVID-19 to clean it up.

I've been staring at that blast of shit for 5 days now! That takes the cake; there isn't enough Clorox in the world!

by Clubie February 1, 2021

Lassie-blaster

Michael Vick's favorite on-the-field weapon.

It had become way too common a theme in Michael Vick's life...

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??"

It was 4th down. Fido just wasn't doing his job. Neither was Fluffy. Spuds was already out with an injured leg. Obviously, these were dogs and not men - none of them was prepared for the battle on the field.

Mike took out his Lassie-blaster and took care of business...

by Bobb Barker October 4, 2007

Shat Blast

When somebody shats with such force and liquidity that pieces (or drops) of poop end up stuck to the bottom of the toilet seat.

Since females seldom (if ever) lift the toilet seat, they always tend to let the guy clean it up, even if they did it.

"omg somebody totally shat blasted my toilet"

by aentreri June 29, 2009

zucchini blast

To simulate sex vaginally or anally with a huge lumpy zucchini

Those chicks in the produce aisle are totally going to zucchini blast eachother tonight

by jorizza December 20, 2014

fanny blaster

(British) A very large penis able to blast fannies into the middle of next week.

I can barely walk after last night! The guy I picked up had a right fanny blaster on him!

by Honeybunny99 February 20, 2017

peepee blaster

Term for your dick if it's capable of blasting over 30 gallons of semen at over 300 mph during ejaculation. Can also be used as a defense mechanism.

During sex with my girl, I accidentally used my peepee blaster and now she's stuck to the ceiling, dead. It's been a week and she hasn't fallen down yet.

I was walking down a dark alley when I got robbed. Little did he know that I had my peepee blaster on full charge.

by gay is bad June 6, 2018

Anal Blast 9000

When you Anal a girl so hard she can’t walk straight up to a week.

Friend 1: Damn I Anal Blast 9000 Sara and she still can’t walk straight.
Friend 2: Holy shit that was like 4 days ago!!!
Friend 1: Hell yeah

by IDontknowwhattocallmtself June 29, 2018