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Please put up with me for a while
Other phrase: Bare with me. (asking someone to get naked with you).
Other phrase: Bare with me. (asking someone to get naked with you).
by Trudgingalong August 13, 2010
Get the Bear with me mug.A BEAR GRYLLS is known to be the deadliest creature on the Earth. when encountering a BEAR GRYLLS, use extreme caution. use a heavy english accent when adressing a BEAR GRYLLS. if the BEAR GRYLLS begins to do aerobics naked next to a fire in Siberia, you must proceed into emergency actions...
Emergency Actions: 1-Scratch Armpits and make sounds like a Walrus.
2-do the Kit-Kat handshake with yourself....fast.
3-make yourself seem inferior, (which you are) to the BEAR GRYLLS, this is doneby making gesturees of a blowjob.
4-shake a baby
5-shake another baby
6-put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye
If this doesn't work, pelvic thrust again and again until the threat goes away. but DO NOT rap harcore, the BEAR GRYLLS will charge. If the BEAR GRYLLS decides he is going to kill you, there is nothing you can do, he will rip you limb from limb. I once saw a BEAR GRYLLS get shot square in the eye, and didn't even blink.
Emergency Actions: 1-Scratch Armpits and make sounds like a Walrus.
2-do the Kit-Kat handshake with yourself....fast.
3-make yourself seem inferior, (which you are) to the BEAR GRYLLS, this is doneby making gesturees of a blowjob.
4-shake a baby
5-shake another baby
6-put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye
If this doesn't work, pelvic thrust again and again until the threat goes away. but DO NOT rap harcore, the BEAR GRYLLS will charge. If the BEAR GRYLLS decides he is going to kill you, there is nothing you can do, he will rip you limb from limb. I once saw a BEAR GRYLLS get shot square in the eye, and didn't even blink.
by Shankomatic June 28, 2009
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by Adolf December 7, 2004
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It's a Bear-Breathing Dragon
(It breathes out bears instead of flames)
That Jazz will kill you worse than deadlines.
Like... a LOT worse.
It's a Bear-Breathing Dragon
(It breathes out bears instead of flames)
That Jazz will kill you worse than deadlines.
Like... a LOT worse.
by Uwosciguy April 4, 2010
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