Awkward Jellyfish

The natural progression of the awkward turtle.
Only one hand is needed to do the awkward jellyfish. Open your hand face down, then, mimic a jellyfish swimming, moving your hand upward as it closes.

Billy: I love you.
Jamie: Oh... That's cool.
Billy: *awkward turtle*
Bobby: *awkward jellyfish*

by zesineg September 29, 2009

awkwe

an awkward word for awkward. Most commonly used by persons who are so inebriated that they can no longer speak proper English.

"I just ran into my estranged ex-boyfriend at the bar." - Tino

"That's awkwe." - Dani

by Tino_Grrl October 5, 2010

awkward turtle

The animal mascot of the awkward moment.

When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature know as awkward turtle.

Oh my god, so I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphillis... it was mad awkward turtle

by Final Attempt September 22, 2005

awktastic

Something that's so awkward it puts everyone else to shame; a combination of the words "awkward" and "fantastic."

Pooping in a jacuzzi is the most awktastic thing imaginable.

by Joseph Frederick December 12, 2006

Awkward Balloon

the epitome of awkwardness, the in awkward social situations, hold your right hand close to your right boob as if you were holding a balloon, with your eyes wandering aimlessly around the room, as if you were looking for something (you might need to turn around or look under your feet for the full effect)and making strange facial expressions. DO NOT SAY ANYTHING. if you are with your friends, you can pass out balloons and be an awkward balloon salesman.

Mom: "yes kids, the church director actually does have sex with his wife"

Nicole: (Awkward Balloon)

by Curly McCurls November 17, 2009

awksauce

used to describe an awkward situation. used in place of common slang such as "awk".

Yeah, and when we made eyecontact... so awksauce.

by lolocaustx83 June 22, 2010

Awkward Turtle

During an awkward moment, this hand gesture is used to mark the situation as awkward, and, depending on the situation, makes it more awkward or clears the air. The awkward turtle is made by putting one hand on top of the other with the thumbs sticking outward and rotating forward. The speed of the rotating thumbs depends on the degree of awkwardness.

Boy- "I love you."
Girl- "Um...that's cool..."
Boy- *AWKWARD TURTLE*

by <3 curse of curves <3 June 17, 2007