simp-aware

When the person you’re simping for is aware that you’re simping for them.they appreciate the fact you’re their simp .

Freind 1: “ john liked my comment where I said I was simping for him ”
Freind 2 : “well at least he’s simp-aware.”

by Beansbeansbeansbeans June 26, 2020

virgin awareness day

a day to recognize all the little cherries out there who can’t get any

“Happy virgin awareness day Sam!”
“Shut up, not everyone can get hoes like you Chad!”

by beans21 October 29, 2020

Tupp Aware

The moment one realizes that someone has taken and not returned their food storage containers.

I can't take food home from moms house anymore, she's become tupp aware.

by MaximusDanger April 16, 2021

Raising Awareness

The scientifically proven, completely-not-a-waste-of-time, simple act of fixing every problem and disease in the World with cute Twitter hashtags ^_^
(Srsly, why didn't we think of this sooner?)

Jennifer: 'Hey, I'm raising awareness and end bullying by tweeting the hashtag: #endbullyingnow'
Sarah: 'Thanks, you are really helping our cause!'

by SovietBoi October 3, 2021

distancial awareness

Unable to judge distances usually common in blondes that start with a k

Chrissy has no distancial awareness while parking the car even the kid below parks better

by mrincredible8me December 26, 2021

Distantial awareness

Able to judge distances.... which is impossible for blondes named Krissy

Because krissy has no distantial awareness is gone while parking the car

by mrincredible8me December 26, 2021

The LifeTime DoucheBag Award

The lifetime D-Bag award is a very hard award to win but without fail someone always does.and without further adue i present to you the Lifetime D-Bag award winner.......

Brandon P.!!!!!!!

For all his great work in douchebagery Brandon P. has earned his rightful place among the doucheiest of douches with The LifeTime DoucheBag Award in hand!!!

by TheOneForHer February 21, 2009