Skip to main content

sloppy average joe

its The act of making a sloppy joe out of a working class man in an act of cannibalism
John: did You hear the rat threatened to make me into a sloppy average joe
Bruce: shit man that’s wild
by Hannibal the cannibal February 15, 2019
mugGet the sloppy average joe mug.

Average

The browns qb is average.
by anonymous November 5, 2021
mugGet the Average mug.

smarter than the average bare

Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.
I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.
by QuacksO May 20, 2021
mugGet the smarter than the average bare mug.

better than the average Bayer

What a supposedly-superior brand of aspirin claims to be.
If you add an "abbreviating apostrophe" right before da capital "b" in da "better than the average Bayer" phrase --- i.e., if you spell it "'Bayer", thus eliminating da small "e' at da beginning of da word --- then it could also refer to an online buyer/seller who exhibits exemplary behavior/performance.
by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025
mugGet the better than the average Bayer mug.

Average drug dealer

Some idiot using discord. Really needs a life
Hey dude did you see average drug dealer?”
“Yeah he is such a dumbass”
by Average drug dealer February 17, 2022
mugGet the Average drug dealer mug.

Average Nebraskan

the act of getting fingerbanged while driving
I gave my wife an average nebraskan on our way to Lincoln.
by below-average-nebraskan November 21, 2022
mugGet the Average Nebraskan mug.

Average ass Big tits

she has an average ass big tits
Ofc she’s a taurus, i’d still hit tho!
by Factslmao December 6, 2020
mugGet the Average ass Big tits mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email