The Average Stupid American 

An American that believes in Anti-vax, hates other races and is far too patriotic.

Josh: Hey dude, wanna hang out with my cousin?
Dave: Your cousin's The Average Stupid American, no offense.
Josh: Yeah, that's fair. I don't wanna hear about hOw vAcCIneS cAuSe aUTiSm.
Josh: Let's just hang out with Chad.
Dave: Sure, he accepts other races. Doesn't oppose modern medicine, and doesn't think that America is the only country that matters.
Dave

The Average Stupid American by myhornygayass May 3, 2021

Weighted Average Sexual Age 

Weighted Average Sexual Age (WASA):

The weighted average age of a person's sexual partners.

Calculated as the sum of (Age of partner x Number of sexual intercourses with partner) for all sexual partners.

It is expected that a cool adult male's WASA be less than his age.

An adult female's WASA should be 5-10% higher than her age.

Wade's Weighted Average Sexual Age is massive....over 30! He loves his MILFs.

Weighted Average Sexual Age by JA1985 October 27, 2010

the average 14-13 year old girl on discord 

This type of girl uses "u","ur" and "r" for "are" also tries to be quirky by typing lIkE tHiS.
Also tries to get a boyfriend occasionally, but ends up not getting the boyfriend and they block her, and she doesn't know why when she literally said "ur so hot be my boyyyy omg I bet u r so pretty daddy *insert creepy emoji cause I'm on PC and i don't know how to enable emojis*" She's also a pick-me girl when at school or high school.

"Seriously, that girl is the average 14-13 year old girl on discord , She's just so.. creepy when she wants a boyfriend on discord."

the average 14-13 year old girl on discord by AAAMILYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS December 7, 2021

above average 

Being between "that's good" and "splendid, superb". Intonation matters.

your anal twitch is above average.

above average by badman_bat June 17, 2016

The Super Duper League of Barely Average Individuals 

A post modern posse of men/women/hermaphrodites who revel in the joy of being absolutely nothing special.

Jesus Christ I'm tired of The Super Duper League of Barely Average Individuals people. They annoy me endlessly what with their love of Walt Whitman poetry and crying.

The Super Duper League of Barely Average Individuals by Fenton Rearman January 11, 2009

above average mate

the person who goes above and beyond and everyone wishes they could have, extremely attractive, smart, likes to cuddle, gives back massages, sexy, has a hot bod, successful/rich, provides everything you would ever want ;)

Man Jennifer is an above average mate! I would love to be with her!

above average mate by uthotmommayeah January 20, 2011

above.average.memer

A legendary memer that posts the darkest memes. They are original memes that aren't stolen unlike other meme accounts.

above.average.memer is the best memer that ever lived.

above.average.memer by Ur granny tranny May 13, 2018