Hot Girl 1: Oliver was being a Jerkoffsky again today.
Why is he such a condescending prick?
Hot Girl 2: Dude, he's an assaholeic, he just can't help it. It's a disease.
Hot Girl 1: Damn, is there a cure?
Hot Girl 2: Poss death, but it's still uncertain.
Why is he such a condescending prick?
Hot Girl 2: Dude, he's an assaholeic, he just can't help it. It's a disease.
Hot Girl 1: Damn, is there a cure?
Hot Girl 2: Poss death, but it's still uncertain.
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Assaholics tend to congregate on websites pertaining to guns, race, or the poaching of large wildlife, dating sites (the married ones) and political rants.
Christian assaholism is a type of strain of assaholism that can be more prevalent in the bible belt.
Assaholism epidemics have been known to spread quickly, especially in large groups, hipster bars, frat houses, strip clubs, bad traffic and crowded department stores.
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"I see you've done nothing to cure your assaholism. Next time try hitting on my mom instead of my best friend. That might work better. Not."
"who's texting you at 2:20am?!"
"oh it's that assaholic I told you about. He thinks I'm going to be his bootycall. Not."
"I see you've done nothing to cure your assaholism. Next time try hitting on my mom instead of my best friend. That might work better. Not."
"who's texting you at 2:20am?!"
"oh it's that assaholic I told you about. He thinks I'm going to be his bootycall. Not."
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